Name: Lisa Simpson
Age: 8
Favorite Animals: Ponies
Most likely to say: "Stop it Bart!"
IQ: Higher than Homer can count.
Turn-ons: Women who have resisted domination by the patriarchy
Current reading: 'Non-Threatening Boys Magazine.'
Description: Lisa is evidently the most intelligent member of the Simpson family. She is misunderstood and overlooked, but talented and creative with it. Her only respite from the toils of daily life, is playing her saxophone, taught to her by her mentor, "Bleeding Gums" Murphy. She feels she must have been adopted.
Hobbies: Playing the saxaphone, reading, going to school, and answering questions nobody asked. Some of Lisa's Achievements: Won the regional Reading Digest essay contest. Was briefly crowned "Little Miss Springfield" after the original one got struck by lightning. Co-created a doll named "Lisa Lionheart". Played goalie in pee-wee hockey. Discovered that town founder Jebediah Springfield was really names Hans Sprungfeld, a ruthless pirate. Helped Mr. Burns recover his lost fortune.