![]() Marge Simpson's Character Profile Age: 34 Occupation: 'Domestic engineer' in the Simpsons home. Claims to fame: Once had a day named after her - "Marge Simpson Day" and also known for her home-made marshmallow squares Turn-ons: Ringo Starr, Homey in a toga, and candlelight dinners at the Gilded Truffle. Turn-offs: Waxy yellow build-up, swearing in the bathroom, and people who say yes but mean no. Description: Marge is the thread that holds the Simpsons family together, the laundry detergent that keeps them clean, and the high-powered rotary buffer that leaves them with a clear protective finish. She is the most loving of the Simpsons, easy to find from her large hive of blue hair(also a good place to hide the family savings in!) Most likely to say: "I don't think that would be a very good idea Homey." Hobbies: Acting, cooking, cleaning up after Homer and Bart, and playing with Maggie Notable Things Marge has Done: Landed the lead role in "Oh! Streetcar." Organized the Springfield Film Festival. Raised Bart. Raised Homer. Painted Mr. Burns' nude portrait. Developed an addiction to gambling after visiting Mr. Burns' Casino. |