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"Hello, Moe's Travern, Moe speaking....."
Bart Is Oliver there?
Moe Who?
Bart Oliver Klozoff
Moe Hold on I'll check,
Moe Oliver Klozoff! Call for Oliver Klozoff
bart Hello, is Al there?
Moe Al?
bartYeah, Al. Last name Koholic
MoePhone call for Al. Al Koholic? Is here an Al Koholic here?
Moe Helo, Moe's Travern- birthplace of the Rob Roy
bartIs Seymour there? Last name, Butts.
Moe Just a sec (calling out) Hey, is there a Butts here> Seymour Butts? Hey, everybody, I wanna Seymour Butts
Moe (catching on) Hey, wait a minute. Listen, you little scum- sucking pus-bucket. When I get my hands on you, I'm gonna pull out your eyeballs with a cockscrew
bart Hello. Is Homer there?
Moe Homer who?
bart Homer Sexual
Moe Wait one second, Let me (to the bar) Homer Sexual. Ah, come on, one of you guys has gotta be Homer Sexual.
Moe Oh no, you rotten little punk! if I ever get a hold of you, I'll sink my teeth into your cheek and rip your face off!
bart Uh, hello. Is Mike there? Last name, Rotch.
Moe Hold on, I'll check. Mike Rotch! Mike Rotch! Hey, has anyone seen Mike Rotch lately?
Moe Moe's Travern. Hold on, I'll check....Hey everybody! I'm a stupid morom with an ugly face and a big butt, and my butts smells and I like to kiss my own butt.
bart Uh, yes I'm looking for a friend of mine. Last name Jass, first name Hugh.
Moe Hold on, I'll check (to crowd) Hugh Jass. Hey, I wanna Hugh Jass. Oh, someone check the men's room for a Hugh Jass.
(A man approaches Moe)
Hugh Uh, I'm Hugh Jass
Moe Telephone
(Moe Hands hugh the receiver)
Hugh Hello, this id Hugh Jass
bart Uh, hi
Hugh Who's this?
bart Bart Simpson
Hugh What can I do for you, Bart?
bart Uh, look, I'll level with you, mister. This is a crank call that sorta backfired and I'd like to bail out right now.
Hugh All right. better luck next time
Moe Moe's Tavern, Moe speaking
bart Uh, yes, I'm looking for a Mrs. O'Problm? First name Bea
Moe Uh, yeah just a minute, I'll check. Uh, Bea O'Problem? Bea O'Problem! Come one guys, do I have a Bea O'Problem here?
Barney You sure do!
Moe Oh...its you, isnt it! Listen, you. When I get a hold of you, I'm going to use your head as a bucket and paint my house with your brains!
(Moe answers the phone at the bar)
Moe Hey, just a sec. I'll check
(to everyone)
Moe Amanda Huggenkiss. Hey, I'm looking for Amanda Huggenkiss! Why cant I find Amanda Huggenkiss?
Laura Hello, I'd like to talk to Ms. Tinkle. First name....Ivana
Moe Ivana Tinkle. Just a sec. Ivana Tinkle? Ivana Tinkle! Alright everybody, put down your glasses- Ivana Tinkle
Moe Moe's Tavern.
bart Is Mr Freely there?
Moe Who?
bart Freely. First initials, I.P
Moe Hold on,I'll check (calls out) Is I.P Freely here? I.P Freely?
bart Is Jacques there?
Moe Who?
bart Jacques, last name Strap
Moe Hold on. (Calling out) Jacques Strap! Hey, guys, I'm looking for for a Jacques Strap!
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