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ek baar manu ne makhan kharida
dukaan se bahar nikal ke ghar ko chala
thodi hi door jake use kuch yaad aaya, aur woh wapas dukan pe gaya
usne dukandaar se kaha " mera free wala saman do"
dukandaar ne kaha " free wala, kaun sa free, aapne to sirf makhan kharida hai"
to manu bola "arre is makhan ke packet pe likha hai na "
dukandaar ne pucha " kahanji, packet pe aap ko kahan se free dikh raha hai"
manu bola "arre dekho saaf saaf likha hai CHOLESTROL FREE"

What if the existing brands in the market had to diversify into the CONDOM business.
How would the Ads read. Check this out, add some brands to the list!!
     Mirinda Condom - Zor Ka Jhatka Dhire Se Lage
     MRF Condom - Extra Rubber Extra Mileage
     MOOV Condom - Ah Se Ahaa Tak
     Dunlop Condoms - Extra wide Extra Grip
     Gadgil Condoms - Environmental friendly, reusable.
     Hero Honda Condom - Fill it shut it forget it.
     LUX Condoms - Filmi Sitaron Ki Pasand
     BAJAJ Condoms - Buland Bharat Ki Buland Tasveer
     VIDEOCON Condoms - Bring Home The Leader
    ONIDA Condoms - Neighbours Envy, Owners Pride
    PEPSI Condoms - Yehi Hai Right Choice Baby ....AAAHA
   COCA-COLA Condoms - Eat Condom, Sleep Condom Wear Only COCA-COLA.
   ARIEL Condoms - Dhundate Rahe Jaogaye
   ROTOMAC Condoms - Sab Kuch Dikhta Hai
   AMUL Condom - A Gift For Someone You Love
   SIEMENS Condoms - Communication Unlimited
VISA Condoms - Go Get It
BAGPIPER Condoms - Khub Jamegi Masti Jab Mil
        Bayethenge Teenyaar, Mai, Aap Aur BAGPIPER Condom
POLO Condoms - A Condom With A Hole
NOKIA Condom - Connecting People
PRESTIGE COOKER Condom - Jo Biwi Se Kare Pyaar Woh Condom Se Kaise Kare Inkaar
. WILLS Condom - Official Sponser For Indian Cricket Team
RIN Condom - Bhala Uska Condom Mere Condom Se Gila Kaise
COLGATE Condom : Yahi hai hamara suraksha chakra

Raabri was worried whether or not Laloo upon his death made it to heaven, so she decided to try to contact his spirit by having a seance.
Sure enough, after the usual mumbo-jumbo of calling to the spirits, Laloo's voice was heard answering, "Hello Raabri, this is meeee..."
"Lalooji," she answered. I just have to know if you're happy there in the afterlife. What's it like there?"
"Ooooooh, it's much more beautiful here than I ever imagined," Laloo answered. "The sky is bluer, the air is cleaner, and the pastures are much more lush and green than I ever expected and above all there is no scam. And the only thing we do, all day long, are eat and sleep, eat and sleep, over and over."
"Thank God, you made it to heaven," his Raabri cried.
"Heaven?" he answered. "What heaven? I'm a buffalo in Punjab."