The Xenaphiles

The Story so far

Mulder has a problem. His sister was taken by aliens when he was a young child. Now, while most would relish the chance to loose an annoying sibbling, he was not. His sister, is not dead, but very much alive. Just recently in fact, she turned up... many times, but these were just fake clones and were all killed by a nasty bounty hunter guy called Bob.

Bob, is not dead. They thought he was, but he was just pretending. Bob can only be killed by a special thing that goes thwipp!!! when stuck into his neck. Bob has Toxic blood which helps when he's hanging with Vampires.

Scully is Mulders partner. She is sexy and a redhead. She's also a little bit sceptical.

Scully has had half her family killed by bumbling assassins. She has seen aliens, vampires, and all manner of freaks, and yet still does not believe.

They are, as always, on a case. Of course, when they're on a case, they get into dark gloomy tunnels so they can flash their torches about... and that's where we find them now.

Will Mulder become less pre-occupied with looking cool ? Will Cancerman reveal the truth about Mulder's father ? Will we ever see Scully again? How will Xena cope with a plank like Mulder? Will Mulder notice that Scully's not Scully.

As always, this is, to be continued...