HT:The Spice Of Life

Hi there, Hamster Spice here with the low down on all the good HAMSTER POWER news of the past week. As you may have noticed, this is a new section that is utterly devoted to the activities, rumours, life and times of that thing we call "The Spice Girl". It is my job, as Hamster Spice, to reveal the truth behind the rumour, the scandal's behind the school gates, the sex behind the bikesheds... So let us begin.

Spice Girls can Act! It's official

Earlier this week, I spoke to Frank Bruno about his dealings with the Spice Girls in their Movie of the same name. Frank, it seemed, was really impressed with them. He said "They really can act Harry, they really can." but of course, we already knew that. We have seen the proof in those things they call "Walkers Crisps" adverts. (that advert is not paid for by walkers crisps in any way, although I would like to say, that as Hamster Spice, I find them really quite nice and crunchy and full of flavour!) In the adverts, their acting ability can be seen to be quite staggering. Their range is phenominal. In fact, we would go as far to say that the cast of Neighbours is running scared...

Spice Girl Geri Fancies our Art Editor

In an exclusive interview with our Art Editor's sister, it was disclosed that Geri (Ginger Spice) would get on very well with our art editor. In fact, it was mentioned that they have quite a lot in common - such as both being quite wacky and having the uncanny ability to read just about anything. The sister in question then claimed, quite jokingly, that she and Geri were really good friends and that's how she knew this. When pressed, she made a little Beep Beep! noise and slapped our reporter around the face.

Posh Spice walks around town!

Posh was seen walking around town on Tuesday, walking in and out of various shops, occasionally leaving said stores brandishing a carrier with the store's name emblazened upon it. While we are not experts, we believe that she was shopping, and in fact goods (post-purchasing) were to be found in said bags.

The Girls go back to School!

The girls, who have been seen so many times in school uniforms (at least, they have in the offices of Hamster Towers... at least, the editor said they were the spice girls...) these past few months - rumours banging around that they are to do the St Trinians. Well, maybe they are, but one reason for the uniforms has been revealed. They are doing more adverts. What fun!