Welcome to my page of Great Ideas. This site is a compilation of every great idea I could come up with (so far). I've heard that sometimes all it takes is a great idea to inspire someone to go on to do incredible things, so I've created this list to serve as an inspiration to all you un-discovered geniuses out there. Please note: I am not responsible for any injuries suffered as a result of these ideas. Try at your own risk.

Make a list of great ideas

Appoint me the unquestioned lord and ruler of the universe

Eat some toast

Stop bothering me

Put a brick in the garbage disposal

How do we know the alphabet is really in alphabetical order?

Watch TV

Submit a great idea to this list

Swallow a golf ball

Stick your finger in an electrical outlet

Paint your face blue

Take something apart

Put something together

Sign my guestbook

Order something from one of those weird mail-order catalogs

Eat a fork (or a spoon)

Explode potatoes using a microwave

Inspect your neighbor's trash for interesting items

I wonder what vinegar tastes like

See how many different things you can fit in a toaster slot

Bake a cake at 1,000 degrees

Stop sending your friends stupid e-mail chain letters