Thomas Godfrey's rules for consuming sherry

1. The rules of sherry club are not up for discussion.
2. You do not talk about sherry club.
3. Sherry is never served in sherry glasses.
4. You must finish the sherry you have before having more sherry.
5. Mould is to be encouraged by all sherry club members.
6. Undisclosed rules exist.
7. Ignorance of rules (disclosed or otherwise) is no defence.

These were recorded on Pandora Road, West Hampstead on 23^rd April, 2001.