Dear AMS

I know this isn't exactly a question.. but.. I thought I'd write in anyhow. A far less severe method for a young lady to get facial hair (the Aug 31 column) would be to eat a peanut butter and jam sandwich.. then kiss a dog.  Just find the dog of your choice for coarseness/colour etc etc... not recommended with rotwielers however.

Just an idea I had while eating my lunch.

Vidal Baboon
 

Dear Vidal,
 
     This is one of the reasons I got into this business…people sharing ideas with other people, helping each other. It’s a wonderful feeling. I’m sure there were a few women who read that column who were a bit leery of the idea of a transplant as I suggested.  Maybe some simply didn’t have the finances.  But what other alternatives were there beside the ones I suggested? None. None as far as anyone could see.
     But then, I’m guessing, as you ate your peanut butter and jam sandwich and kissed your dog between bites, you noticed the amount of hairs you collected on your upper lip and a light bulb went off in your head.  You mulled over the idea a bit and could see how very helpful this would be to facially impaired women.  And even at this time of ingenuity you were only thinking of the welfare of others, by warning them of the potential dangers of putting a face smeared with peanut butter that close to certain dogs. (And may I add pit bulls to that list) Then you went the extra mile and emailed me your suggestion. Thank you. And thank you from all the women who will be helped in the future. :)

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