VERY once in awhile I get up on a soap box and go off about my general observations on elves. Some would call them essays, but I feel that thaey merely me ranting and frothing at the mouth.

"Enhancing the Mundane's Life with a Louisville Slugger": My seminal work, first damn thing I ever wrote on the subject of elves.

"Eleven Anatomy": Further unwarranted commentary by yours truly.

"Another Toxic Rant" Me ranting and raving about elf stuff. An example of what happens when I don't get my morning supply of caffine.

"Hey, There's Mud in my boxers" Brought to you courtesy of WTT3, on paradigms.

"Children O' the Fae" a brand spankin' new rant, on the potential future of the elven race.