Q1: "Are we nearly there yet?" Usually asked by a small child on a road trip to a theme park.
Likely Answers:
"SHUT UP!"
"Will you stop asking that?"
"Not long now"

Q2: "Do you come here often?" A cliched chat line used by men to chat up women.
Likely Answers
She says nothing but she smacks(OUCH!) you in the face.
"Get a Life!"
Her boyfriend arrives and nuts you one.

Q3: "Are you alright?" This usually happens after you take a terrible fall.
Likely Answers:
"Of course up not bloody well alright!"
"Does it look as though I'm alright"
"Yes, I'm fine thanks"

Q4: "WHY???" Asked by a small child when you explain something complicated and he/she doesn't understand.
Like Answers:
"Why not?"
"Because that's why."
"Oh don't bother me kid."
"Because..." Adult goes on to explain only to hear the child ask straight after the explanation:
"BUT WHY???"

Q5: "What is the meaning of life?" Asked by everyone at some stage in their life.
Likely Answers:
"Why does there have to be a meaning?"
"Oh NO, Let's not get into that meaning of life crap"
"I don't know!"

Q6: "Is there a God?" Asked by evreyone, probably on eof the most debated questions EVER!
Likely Answers:
"Yes"
"No"
"There's no scientif evidence that there's a God so there isn't a God" This is usually the answer given by scientists.
"Yes, but only if you believe it."

Q7: "What time will you be home?" Asked by mother's to all teenagers EVERYTIME they go out.
Likely Answers:
"Not too late" Of course blantantly lying through theie teeth
"I'm not sure" They then get stopped by their mother who begins the twenty questions syndrome about "Where are you going?" and "Why can't you give me a time?"
"I'll be back soon." Then you mother asks what soon means!

If you want anymore questions that you think should be added to this list please send me an e-mail.