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Animal * Pet Humor Why Dog's Don't Use Computers Bird Dog Cat Dies and Goes to Heaven Woe???... King of the Jungle? Pink Bunny??? Cat Heaven Job Test Guide Dog A New Pet A Butcher and a Dog Doggie Dictionary Fire Dog Fatal Dog Bath A Pig Like Wesley... NEW: Frog NEW: Hamster & Frog NEW: Talking Duck	Blonde Jokes For All You Blondies Out There! Blonde's Interview Blonde Passenger Blonde Pilot Blonde Roadkill Blonde Tourists Double Suicide Gorgeous Blondes How Many Slices? Questions and Answers Quickies More Quickies Still More Quickies Blonde's Used Car Not A Dumb Blonde The Trucker and The Blonde Blonde Trackers Firing Squad The Farmer & The Blonde Blondes and Greens Blonde Shopper The Puzzle Who Says a "Blonde" is Stupid? Blonde Huntress The Speeders Home Improvement...the hard way! The Blonde & The Job Interview The Blonde Convict NEW:The Blondes are Back Dedicated to Elaine and Mary. The best blondes a friend could ever have!
Computer * Internet Micro$oft Humor If Microsoft Was In Alabama Computer Illiterate Support Call AOL Newbie Useful Acronyms Computer, Computer...A Poem Hacker Barbie Windows '95 Tips for Stupid People Computer Jargon Technology taken over your life? Computer Problems Redneck Computer Terms Jock or Nerd? Gates Gets a Taste of His Own Medicine PC Messages MORE Redneck Computer Terms NEW: Remember When...?	Golf Humor Playing With The Big Guys The Golfing Preacher Heaven or Hell The Deaf Golfer Golfing Blind Golfing In The Buttercups Respect Horrible Day Golfing Stranded NEW: Devil & Golfer NEW: Handicap NEW: Special Golf Ball NEW: Stevie W. & Jack N.
Lawyer * Legal Humor I'm Fine, Just Fine Pink Pigeons Dumb Criminals The Lawyer DWI Legal Jokes The Witness Testimony Tool Time...It Ain't Police Academy Ridiculous Laws NEW: Engineer in Hell NEW: New Laws NEW: LOTS MORE L/L HUMOR!	Male-Female Humor Why Computers Must Be Female Why Computers Must Be Male The "Guyness Quotient" Men's Rules For Women Women's Rules For Men Shipwreck Shopping Cart More! Male-Female Humor Skin Transplant An Irreverent Look at Marriage Any Last Requests? I'm Cold Wedding Colors & Why Did...? The Affair Adam Adam & Eve Buried Duh... NEW: M-F Thoughts Omitted Definitions From the Dictionary NEW: Painting The House
Religious Humor Cabbie & The Preacher go to Heaven Bats in the Belfry Jonah Farmer Muldoon's Dog Water Closet Remind Him? The Missionary's Horse The Rabbi & The Lawyer Forest Gump Goes to Heaven Monks New: Sermon on Lying New: Sick in Church New: The Priest And The Rabbi non-offensive	Silly, Oh So Silly...But True [?] Rules Kids Won't Learn in School More Headline Screw Up's Headline Screw Up's Classified Mistakes Fun News Facts Humorous Facts Important Facts Ironic Facts Useless Knowledge Darwin Awards The 1997 Darwin Awards The Darwin Awards Badly Worded Signs Dumbest Deaths in Recorded History English: Incredible but True ..... Oxymorons New: Random Thoughts
Miscellaneous Humor Pogo: One of my all-time favorites. Redneck Etiquette For All Occasions Hey Joe! Psychiatric Hotline Will Paint for Food Airplane ...You Are No Longer... Three Envelopes How to Lose Weight Old Man Murphy Creative Pizza Ordering Bank Loan NEW: 2 Texans NEW: Worst Day...	Groaners Butcher Dance [An LK Favorite!] The Potato Family The Zen Master in NYC The Farmer's Tractor Collection A Rabbit Peek-A-Boo Street Ants First time on a Boeing Comfortable Penguins Jewlery Shopping Redneck Fishing Trip Shaggy Porpoise Rudolph the Red A Christmas Story: Another favorite NEW:Definitions New:Did You Hear...? NEW: Nerds in Season NEW: New Movie NEW: Artsy Groaner NEW: Business Meeting NEW: Painful Puns NEW: Geology Student Dedicated to Debbie G., who absolutely loves groaners!

I have millions...well, thousands...well, lots of Great *PG* jokes that I will probably never get a chance to categorize/convert to hypertext. So if you don't mind scrolling, Enjoy!

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