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This is not a paid endorsement
What kind of cigars does Clinton like best?
Monicanudos!

[ many thanks to Rush Limbaugh for his vulgar wit -- JSK ]

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I'll take mine with a BIG slice of cheesecake ...
Did you know the White House cafeteria now serves a Monica Sandwich?
It's a pound of pork sausage stuffed between two kosher buns!

[ or cheeks, as the case may be -- JSK ]

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Oy, whatta recipe!
Whaddya get when you cross a crooked lawyer with a dishonest politician?
Chelsea!

[ a Sam Smith original ]