It tastes good!!
-- Wilhelm Jiffysuck Clinton, prominent cigar lover

Impeachment is a prophylactic device
-- Laurence Tribe, a Harvard law professor, in Time magazine, Monday, September 14, 1998

We don't need to hear that kind of language!
-- Patricia Ireland, Imperious Dick-tator, L.A.W. (Ladies Against Women)

That's mistress, not mattress!
-- Monica Screwinsky, noted moron

A woman is just a woman ... a cigar is an impeachable offense
-- Cigar Afficionado??

Close, but no cigar
-- Paula Jones, describing the President's, uh, "love gun"

I said impeachable, not impeccable!
-- Bob Dole, still pissed

Sex is sex
-- White House Communications director Ann Lewis

That depends on what the meaning of the word is is
-- Slick Willy

[ That is ] null, void, invalid, iniquitous, unjust, damnable, reprobate, inane and empty of meaning for all time
-- The Pope
(Okay, it was Pope Innocent X, describing the Treaty Of Westphalia in 1648, but still ... )

And My Favorite Clinton Quote - we can't let him forget this one!

See also Ten Clinton Jokes, Close But No Cigar, Slick Willy's Best Excuses ...