THE BLOND AND THE MOTOR HOME
A blonde goes to a restaurant, buys a coffee and sits down
to drink it. She looks on the side of her cup and finds a
peel-off prize. She pull off the tab and yells,
"I WON! I WON! I WON a motor home; I WON a motor home!"
The waitress runs over and says, "That's impossible. The
biggest prize given away was a mini van!"
The blonde replies, "No. I WON A motor home, I WON a
motor home!" By this time the manager makes his way over
to the table and says, "You couldn't possibly have won
a motor home because we didn't have that as a prize!"
Again the blonde says, "No, no mistake, I WON a motor home,
I WON a motor home!" The blonde hands the prize ticket to
the manager and he reads, "WIN A BAGEL."
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