A BLOND FIXES HER CAR
A blonde was driving back from the mall when there was a terrible hail storm. Huge hail stones the size of golf balls pelted her car leaving it full of dents. She drove to the body shop and asked what she should do.
The body man explained what needed to be done and that it would cost at least $4000 to repair. She said that was too much money and wasn't there some other way to fix it. The body man decided to have a little fun with her and said, "Well you could blow into the tail pipe real hard and they might pop back out."
She assured him that she would give it a try before spending all that money. She drove home and was in the garage with her
lips wrapped around he tail pipe when her blonde friend came over to visit.
"What are you doing!" she shrieked thinking the worst and thankful that she may have just prevented her friend from committing suicide.
"I'm blowing into the tailpipe real hard to pop all these dents out of my car," explained the first blonde.
"Well, silly, it's not going to work," replied the friend.
"And why not" asked the first blonde.
"Because you've got to roll the windows up first."
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