FUN WITH CHRISTIAN PHRASES
Christianese term or phrase:
"If it be God's will."
Translation:
"I really don't think God's going to answer this one."
Christianese term or phrase:
"Let's have a word of prayer."
Translation:
"I am going to pray for a long, long, long time."
Christianese term or phrase:
"That's not my spiritual gift."
Translation:
"Find someone else."
Christianese term or phrase:
Fellowship
Translation:
Organized gluttony
Christianese term or phrase:
"The Lord works in mysterious ways."
Translation:
"I'm totally clueless."
Christianese term or phrase:
"Lord willing..."
Translation:
"You may think I'll be there, but I won't."
Christianese term or phrase:
"I don't feel led."
Translation:
"Can't make me."
Christianese term or phrase:
"She has such a sweet spirit!"
Translation:
"What an airhead!"
Christianese term or phrase:
"I have a 'check' in my spirit about him."
Translation:
"I can't stand that jerk!"
Christianese term or phrase:
"God wants to prosper you!"
Translation:
"Give me all your money."
Christianese term or phrase:
Prayer concerns
Translation:
Gossip
Christianese term or phrase:
"In conclusion..."
Translation:
"I'll be done in another hour or so."
Christianese term or phrase:
"You just have to put it in God's hands."
Translation:
"Don't expect me to help you."
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