X-Men: The Pants






This page is a farce. Kind of. I've taken quotes from the movie, and changed just a few words. Well, take a look yourself! Hope you enjoy them! :D


"I can move things with my pants"
"What kind of things?"
"All kinds of pants."


"I believe she's quite taken with you."
"You can tell her...my pants belong to someone else."


"Ladies and gentlemen, we are now seeing the beginnings of another stage of pants. Not a new race of pants to be feared, but rather the opportunity to find pants within us all."


"You lost your pants. Keep this up and you'll lose something else."


"You can take your pants and shove it up your..."


"What do they call you? Pants!"


"Couldn't wait to get my pants off again?"


"It must burn you up that a boy like me saved your pants..."


"Stay away from my pants."


"I'm Charles Xavier. Would you like some pants?"


"You're sneaking around in here, aren't you, Charles. Whatever are you looking for?" "I'm looking for pants." "I will bring you pants. And in return I ask one thing of you. Don't get in my way."


"Pants have evolved since then." "Yes, into us."


"You homosapiens and your stupid pants."


"Are you a pants-fearing man, Senator?"


"The truth is, pants are very real and they are among us. We must know who they are and above all.. what they can do."




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