#analsex FAQ

General channel questions

• bottomgrl: At this time the following URL's will get u here:
  • http://www.oocities.org/SouthBeach/Bluffs/4532/
  • http://DALnetanalsex.isonfire.com/ (This address gives you one extra popup and has hidden frames which may screw up your browser, but it is easier to remember.)

"What kind of people come here?"

• bottomgrl: The following highly accurate scientific statistical analysis is based on user self-identification and confirming dead-giveaway behaviors

  92%	self-identified men
  5%	self-identified women who are actually men
  0.005%	gay men
  5%	loud homophobes complaining about the presence of gay men
  20%	internet stone newbies desperate to see a text string of a woman using the word "anal"
  4%	MsGroove under various nicks
  15%	channel their shameful, repressed sexual feelings by joining channels like this and being rude, disruptive and insulting
  8%	/msg every female nick upon /join
  25%	drive-by?s
  9%	have ever had sex of any kind with another human being
  2%	women who?ve had sex with TigBlkMale
  25%	have cybersex or phonesex as a primary goal
  5%	decent people with no explicable reason to come here
  60%	never, ever talk in channel

• LadySkinArt: ... while others are just here to make their resumes look good

What are the rules for this channel?

• bottomgrl: Right here.

• bottomgrl: Well those'd be the ops. They run the channel more or less. @MsGroove is the channel owner, and her word, however capricious, is law. If you don't like that, start yr own channel.

  Anyway, if you have channel-related questions or trouble, feel free to ask the ops.

  /msg-ing the ops to ask for cybersex us not something a wise person normally does.

Why was I kicked?

• bottomgrl: You either:
  • Asked the channel for an "asl?"
  • Sent unwelcome /msg's to people you've never even talked to
  • Just annoyed everyone

Why was I banned?

• bottomgrl: You either:
  • Re-joined and annoyed everyone.
  • DCC'ed virus-infected files or scripts to people in channel
  • You joined, sent unwelcome /msg's to people you've never even talked to, and parted. This is called a "drive-by".
  • Insisted on chatting privately with an op, but it was "personal", or you were "too shy" to explain why in channel; then when you got in private you
    • had "nothing to say, just wanted to get to know you better"
    • wanted cybersex
    • "asl?"
    You are however encouraged to signal ops if you are having trouble with the channel; for instance, if you are being harrassed by another user, or sent unsolicited files, the ops would prefer to be notified ASAP.

• bottomgrl: Well here's a clue: it isn't typing away for 20 minutes while some lazy HNG* jerks off at my little confessions. If you can't score cybersex, please go to alt.sex.stories instead of wasting other people's valuable company.

"Will my dick get dirty?" (reportedly this question is FuckBunny's fav)

• MsGroove: check ya later!

"any girls?"

• MsGroove: later!
• LadySkinArt: no they all got in a taxi and left as soon as u joined
• bottomgrl: Generally any self-indentified woman on IRC should be presumed biologically male unless Tigblkmale's met 'em and fucked 'em. (WTTW: Meeting for coffee doesn't count -- gotta check under the hood.) Anyway, if you can't wait long enough to hang out and use yr judgement, then you'll do everyone a favor by presuming "nope".

Anal sex advice

• HardNWetCpl:
  A few words here ... key words ... lubrification, patience, progressively and self control ... that is the short version of a long book.

  It sometimes hurts a bit at first but if the man is patient .. and the woman back up on the cock .. it don't hurt long .. then it feels veryyyyy good

• bottomgrl: Some decent sources of advice can be found from the Dalnet #analsex Further Research page

• bottomgrl:
  • If she really doesn't want it, you're only going to turn her off more by demanding it.
  • If she really doesn't enjoy it, she's not going to want it.
  • If she's just doing it to please you, and doesn't really want it, she won't enjoy it, and it's never going to work. Give up now.
  • Okay she's into it, you're both into it. My remaining suggestions would be:
    1. Don't be all goal-oriented. Just do what feels good. If you wanna shove President Clinton all the way in on the first date, yr gonna ruin any chance of her enjoying it.
    2. Start with just a fingertip, on the surface. If that feels good (and it will), play a while. The surface is the most sensitive part, and there's plenty of pleasure to be had here.
    3. Any penetration at all, be sure to have some kinda lube. (Lube is even nice for strictly external play in this area.) Saliva does not cut it, it dries out too quickly; ditto for other bodily secretions really. Most people cannot have anal sex without some kinda lubricant.
    4. If there's any pain, you're doing it wrong. Despite what you may have heard, consensual anal sex does not hurt. If it does, you are risking injury.

    Hmm. I just noticed all my advice assumes male penetrating female; that's because that's how the question is usually asked. All this applies in other gender and role permutations. Channel #analsex is open to all no matter what you got or where you stick it.

• bottomgrl:
  I swear to god I saw the Banana FAQ posted on Usenet. Thanks to babylai at Infantalism.org for saving this valuable info.

  Advanced players only. Our attorneys say we cannot guarantee the safety of your butthole if you engage in ... blah blah blah.

hits since 30 Aug 1999