Well, I started collecting quotes a while back, and the darned thing just blew up in my face (mataphorically speaking, of course, if it did literally, I'd either be dead or still in the hospital trying to put my face back on).

First, I'm going to start with individual quotes that I've collected:

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Then, groups of quotes from the same person:

Emo Phillips
Homer Simpson
Mae West
Stephen Wright
Dr. Zachery Smith

Those last words

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