Here you can find some little nuggets of humor I've found throughout my travels. If you'd like to contribute to this hopefully soon to be archive, e-mail me.

Top Ten Things Men Understand About Women

1.                  6.
2.                  7.
3.                  8.
4.                  9.
 5.                 10.

Exactly...

A woman walks into a supermarket and buys:

1 bar of soap
1 toothbrush
1 tube of toothpaste
1 loaf of bread
1 pint of milk
1 single serving of cereal
1 single serving frozen dinner
1 can of Soup For One
1 16 oz can of Miller Lite

The guy at the checkout looks at her and says, "Single, are you?"

The woman smiles sweetly and replies, "How did you guess?"

He replies, "Because you're REALLY ugly."

Two guys are in a locker room when one guy notices the other guy has a cork in his ass.

He says, "How'd you get a cork in your ass?"

The other guy says, "I was walking along the beach and I tripped over a lamp.
There was a puff of smoke, and then a red man in a urban came oozing out.

He said, "I am Tonto, Indian Genie. I can grant-um you one wish."

And I said, "No shit."

Blame The Dog

A woman goes to her boyfriends parents house for dinner. This is to be her first time meeting the family and she is very nervous. They all sit down and begin eating a fine meal. The woman is beginning to feel a little discomfort, thanks to her nervousness and the broccoli casserole. The gas pains are almost making her eyes water. Left with no other choice she decides to relieve herself a bit and lets out a dainty little fart. It wasn't loud, but everyone at the table heard the poot.

Before she even had a chance to be embarrassed, her boyfriend's father looked over at the dog that had been snoozing at the women's feet, and said in a rather stern voice, "Skippy!!!"

The woman thought, 'This is great!' and a big smile came across her face. A couple minutes later, she was beginning to feel the pain again. This time, she didn't even hesitate. She let a much louder and longer fart rip.

The father again looked at the dog and yelled, "Damnit Skippy!!!". Once again the woman smiled and thought, 'Yes!'.

A few minutes later the woman had to let another one rip. This time she didn't even think about it.
She let rip with a fart that rivaled a train whistle blowing.

Once again, the father looked at the dog with disgust and yelled,
"Damnit Skippy, get away from that nasty bitch before she shits on you!"

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