1. Getting shot in the head

2. Drowning in a puddle

3. Getting your head cut off while watching the movie Seven

4. Happy

5. Being swallowed up by fire

6. Being swallowed up by your Algebra II Teacher

7. Car wreck with an ambulance

8. Car wreck with a parked car

9. Getting stabbed in a shoot-out

10. Listening to Cher

11. Long, rusty nail being driven into your skull

12. Long, rusty nail being driven into your ass

13. Syrup being poured all over you and then ants suddenly appearing out of nowhere and eating you alive

14. Unsuccessful lobodomy via the anal cavity

15. As an AOL user, then again you're probably better off!

16. Being run over by a bulldozer that's clearing the wreckage from the demolished building you were trapped in

17. Being run over by a bulldozer

18. Young

19. Stupid

20. With your pants down

21. Old

22. Being killed by bees with a taste for blood

23. In a fire in a fire station

24. A million paper cuts in a salt mine

25. In a country run by Bill Clinton

26. At that time while after you get out of bed that you just get fully awake. Right then

27. Slowly

28. From starvation

29. Listening to polka

30. Listening to country

31. Being buried alive, and then, ya know, dying

32. Before you have your first orgasm

33. Accidental mummification

34. Someone cutting you in half with a really dull knife

35. One word: Ebola

36. Getting sat on by some fat lady

37. Getting kicked in the balls, really hard!

38. With amnesia

39. Eyestrain

40. Being electrocuted

41. Being shot . . . with a BB

42. Food poisoning

43. Laughing so hard you just EXPLODE

44. Sweating to death

45. Reading the 101 Worst Ways To Die till your eyes bleed

46. Drug overdose

47. Milk overdose

48. Going for the world's record longest fingernails then right before they get long enough, being stabbed with them

49. One word: Aliens

50. Two words: Government cover-up

51. Getting shredded by a malfunctioning shredder

52. Dying from a heart attack after looking at a picture of Janet Reno in a bathing suit. Again, probably better off...

53. In fear

54. Having a piano dropped on your head

55. Drive-by

56. Being eaten alive by rabbits

57. Mad Cow Disease

58. As a slave

59. As an Angelfire member and not a Geocities member

60. With no one to carry on your name

61. The voices inside your head make you kill yourself

62. Die of rabies after having the option of casteration

63. Not being able to find your car keys

64. Losing homeostasis

65. You know that spot on your back that you JUST can't reach?

66. Being around when the sun goes Nova

67. Lightning

68. Nuclear meltdown

69. Hiroshima

70. Severe depression

71. Being eaten alive by an American Bald Eagle

72. Chronic lack of sleep

73. On the moon

74. Stuck in a bag of cookies

75. Kidney failure

76. Getting Play-Doh stuck in your windpipe

77. During the middle of the season finale of Friends

78. Being ripped to shreds by your floppy drive

79. Two words: Flying Cows

80. Falling into a Volcano

81. Getting your little toe chopped off and then bleeding to death

82. Right when you're born

83. Catching on fire after staying out in sun too long

84. Not rematerializing correctly after being "beamed up"

85. Falling down stairs from 3 billion steps up

86. Having a tree fall on you

87. At about 5000 feet when you realize your parachute is stuck

88. Really tight jeans

89. Jell-O

90. Not being able to find Waldo

91. Being thrown off a roller coaster

92. Being thrown in front of a roller coaster

93. Swallowing a pillow while asleep

94. WWII

95. Freak bicycling accident

96. Falling off a cliff

97. Getting hit by the laser from your brand new CD Player

98. Right after you're married

99. Black Hole mishap

100. Unsuccessful wisdom teeth removal

101. After miscalculating the needed length for the bungee cord you're about to use

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