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      1. Getting shot in the head

      2. Drowning in a puddle

      3. Getting your head cut off while watching the movie Seven

      4. Happy

      5. Being swallowed up by fire

      6. Being swallowed up by your Algebra II Teacher

      7. Car wreck with an ambulance

      8. Car wreck with a parked car

      9. Getting stabbed in a shoot-out

      10. Listening to Cher

      11. Long, rusty nail being driven into your skull

      12. Long, rusty nail being driven into your ass

      13. Syrup being poured all over you and then ants suddenly appearing out of nowhere and eating you alive

      14. Unsuccessful lobodomy via the anal cavity

      15. As an AOL user, then again you're probably better off!

      16. Being run over by a bulldozer that's clearing the wreckage from the demolished building you were trapped in

      17. Being run over by a bulldozer

      18. Young

      19. Stupid

      20. With your pants down

      21. Old

      22. Being killed by bees with a taste for blood

      23. In a fire in a fire station

      24. A million paper cuts in a salt mine

      25. In a country run by Bill Clinton

      26. At that time while after you get out of bed that you just get fully awake. Right then

      27. Slowly

      28. From starvation

      29. Listening to polka

      30. Listening to country

      31. Being buried alive, and then, ya know, dying

      32. Before you have your first orgasm

      33. Accidental mummification

      34. Someone cutting you in half with a really dull knife

      35. One word: Ebola

      36. Getting sat on by some fat lady

      37. Getting kicked in the balls, really hard!

      38. With amnesia

      39. Eyestrain

      40. Being electrocuted

      41. Being shot . . . with a BB

      42. Food poisoning

      43. Laughing so hard you just EXPLODE

      44. Sweating to death

      45. Reading the 101 Worst Ways To Die till your eyes bleed

      46. Drug overdose

      47. Milk overdose

      48. Going for the world's record longest fingernails then right before they get long enough, being stabbed with them

      49. One word: Aliens

      50. Two words: Government cover-up

      51. Getting shredded by a malfunctioning shredder

      52. Dying from a heart attack after looking at a picture of Janet Reno in a bathing suit. Again, probably better off...

      53. In fear

      54. Having a piano dropped on your head

      55. Drive-by

      56. Being eaten alive by rabbits

      57. Mad Cow Disease

      58. As a slave

      59. As an Angelfire member and not a Geocities member

      60. With no one to carry on your name

      61. The voices inside your head make you kill yourself

      62. Die of rabies after having the option of casteration

      63. Not being able to find your car keys

      64. Losing homeostasis

      65. You know that spot on your back that you JUST can't reach?

      66. Being around when the sun goes Nova

      67. Lightning

      68. Nuclear meltdown

      69. Hiroshima

      70. Severe depression

      71. Being eaten alive by an American Bald Eagle

      72. Chronic lack of sleep

      73. On the moon

      74. Stuck in a bag of cookies

      75. Kidney failure

      76. Getting Play-Doh stuck in your windpipe

      77. During the middle of the season finale of Friends

      78. Being ripped to shreds by your floppy drive

      79. Two words: Flying Cows

      80. Falling into a Volcano

      81. Getting your little toe chopped off and then bleeding to death

      82. Right when you're born

      83. Catching on fire after staying out in sun too long

      84. Not rematerializing correctly after being "beamed up"

      85. Falling down stairs from 3 billion steps up

      86. Having a tree fall on you

      87. At about 5000 feet when you realize your parachute is stuck

      88. Really tight jeans

      89. Jell-O

      90. Not being able to find Waldo

      91. Being thrown off a roller coaster

      92. Being thrown in front of a roller coaster

      93. Swallowing a pillow while asleep

      94. WWII

      95. Freak bicycling accident

      96. Falling off a cliff

      97. Getting hit by the laser from your brand new CD Player

      98. Right after you're married

      99. Black Hole mishap

      100. Unsuccessful wisdom teeth removal

      101. After miscalculating the needed length for the bungee cord you're about to use

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