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      Things To Do In An Elevator

      • When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.
      • Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
      • Ask if you can push the button for other people, and then push the wrong ones.
      • Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor you're on.
      • Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say, "Hi Don. How's your day been?"
      • Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"
      • Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.
      • Move your desk in to the elevator and whenever someone gets on, ask if they have an appointment.
      • Lay down a Twister mat and ask people if they'd like to play.
      • Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, and then announce, "I have new socks on."
      • Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.
      • Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers, "This is my personal space!"
      • Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.
      • When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."
      • Make strange sound effects when anyone presses a button.
      • Tell people that you can see their aura.
      • Call out, "group hug!", then enforce it.
      • Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!"
      • Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?"
      • Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope.
      • Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, "You're one of THEM!" and back away slowly.
      • Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.

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