The Banana and the Carrot




One fine day a carrot and a banana went for a walk down a busy
highway.  Unfortunately, they were struck by a car and rushed to
the hospital by ambulance.  The nearest relatives were called, and
when they arrived at the emergency department, the doctor met with
them.

He told them, "Mr. Banana will probably be okay, but unfortunately
Mr. Carrot will be a vegetable for the rest of his life."