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1. How many fingers am I holding up? You can't fool me, you're holding up thumbs. Circle. 11, but only on Tuesday.
2. What day is it? Yes. 30 pounds. Tuesday.
3. You know what they say. No, what do they say? Just who are they? Don't they say, "What?"
4. Do you agree that you shouldn't answer a question with a question? Yes. Yes. Yes.
5. If I gave you 1 million dollars(U.S.), what would you do with it? Ask, "Where did you get a million dollars?" Take the money and run. Buy a really big sandwich.
6. What is 1 + 1? The answer to 1 + 1. OK. February.
7. What were you doing at this time, this date, in the year 473 B.C.? Surfing the internet. By what time zone? Burning cookies in the oven. Are you kidding? I wasn't alive then. I was born in 480 B.C.
8. Would you like a free computer? No thank you, I'm on a diet. How much does this free computer cost? I shouldn't, I'm trying to quit.
9. Do you read before you go to bed at night? Only if the lights are out. No, I read after I go to bed, when I'm asleep. Yes, but only when the crescent moon is at it's highest point and I hear the trolls snoring.
10. Do you have any bad habits? If so, what? Yes. I chew other people's finger nails. Yes. I carry on conversations with the voices in my head while people are trying to talk to me. No. I am NOT a compulsive liar.
11. Do you feel this survey was totally unncessary? No. Blue. Sometimes.
12. How long did it take you to take this survey? 3 inches. Tuesday? This month.
After you fill out the survey, take a peek at the long awaited survey results! They were last updated June 17, 1998.
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