Things to Think About:

 
How much deeper would the oceans be without sponges?

How much faith does it take to be an atheist?

If atheists say there is no God, who pops up the next Kleenex?

If FEDEX and UPS were to merge, would they call it FED UP?

If vegetable oil comes from vegetables, where does baby oil come from?

What hair color do they put on the driver's license of a bald man?

What do they call a coffee break at the Lipton Tea Company?

When companies ship Styrofoam, what do they pack it in?

When it rains, why don't sheep shrink?

If a tin whistle is made of tin (and it is), then what exactly is a fog
horn made out of?

If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with,
 "Quit while you're ahead"?!