THE PILE OF FRIENDS

SURGEONS GENERAL WARNING NO! DON'T PUSH THE RED BUTTON!!!!!!!!

My friends, amigos, buddies, pals, compadres, amis, chums, posse, homies, freunde, amici, comrades, companheiros, colegas, freundinnen, umgang, vriendin, allies, venner, bekende, vinur, vinkona, velgjörðarmaður, venner, bekjente, vännerna, vännen, barátok, prijatelj, znanac, kolega, ößëïé......well I know you're getting tired of this and I've exhausted the translator on altavista, so this part of my page is about my friends, for my friends. So if you're not one of my friends then sorry, but you're not allowed here. Sorry eh? Friends only.......well.....ok fine. You can stay. But don't touch anything. Especially not the red button again. You know what happened the first time. I just felt like adding some really small printing here to see if you would bother reading it eh? I've gotta get my kicks somehow and since I'm a Christian, alcohol, drugs, and sex are out, so I take 'em where I can get 'em.

In this day and age, the pile of friends is in no particular order. One day I hope to have it in alphabetical order, perhaps the day after I learn the alphabet. Also, I just updated this page in Jan. 2003, but a lot of it is still out of date. (By which I mean about 3 years old.)

Natalie (nicknames-Spat and Spit) -an awesome person, we've been friends for as long as I remember. (She doesn't think so but she's really smart) Hence, she got an A average in her first semester at Wilfred Laurier University. And she even fast-tracked through high school. My favourite memory of her is when she was in kindergarten and I was in grade 1 we used to play our own version of "cops and robbers" all the time. We were always the robbers and whoever else we could sucker into playing was the cop. Or possibly when I convinced her that her left hand was her right. Spat has a passion for photography. She's a Christian like me. She works at a restaurant and has about as many hours at that as her mom does as a nurse or her dad as a teacher.

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Adam (nicknames-Moth and THAT GUY) -I met That Guy in gr. 10, he's....him. He plays the tuba, which is apparently "the best instrument in the world" to quote a fool (also known as Moth). Moth's the senior events co-ordinator of S.A.C. at our school. He has a strange obsession with Mothra. Also he is very (VERY) defensive about his swedish heritage in a I'll-kick-you-ass-if-you-say-"Swede"-in-any-context-except-a-cry of-praise" type of way (I would be crying if I had to praise Swedes). Moth loves the Tragically Hip. He is now at Fanshawe College for something or other that requires surveying. Here's Moth's symbol.~the almighty Moth!!
Moth's Tragically Hip Worshipping Page You might not want to visit it though since he hasn't put anything on it except a construction sign.

Alex (nicknames-Al) -Al is a moron. He got a job at Subway so he works with me. Two major mistakes there. One, getting a job at Subway. Two, having to work with me. I've become "pretty ok" friends with Al over the last few years. Al plays the tuba or did when I met him at least. The biggest downfall of Al (it took me a long time to figure this out since he does have so many of them) is that he is into magic cards and D&D....I just don't get it. How can that be fun? Meh, whatever turns your crank Al. Al thinks he's strange but he's a lot more average than he realizes. Poor guy. He writes poems sometimes and he's not too bad at it but he thinks he is. He now lives in Thunderbay since he decided to go to the second worst university in Canada according to McLean's magazine. (The Lakehead chant..."We're not last! We're not last!" Anyways, Alex you're "fanfugutastic!"

The SuperChair
The End of Time

Shannon (nicknames-Shanagain, Shan and the Skittles Queen)-Shan likes to write poems too. I stole her brain a while ago. Since it was of no value I couldn't get anything for it. She wanted it for sentimental value, so we eventually came to the agreement that I'd give it back for 2 medium sized bouncy balls and a clementine peel. Shan is employed as a GARBAGEMAN!!! Her life ambition is to be a street bum or a janitor. Keep on working for it Shan! I believe in you, just never lose sight of that goal, never give up! (Chariots of Fire music fades in....)
Shannon's Page

Maggie (nicknames-Bobby and Mags)-Mags rocks. She loves playing Tai pei and Freecell. Also, smart she is. One of her favourite sayings is this; "The bouncy ball is the source of all goodness and light," which she discovered while playing tai pei. Maggie is a musician as so many of my friends are, she plays the flute. She is also now in Thunderbay at Lakehead and is going to make one heck of a teacher someday. I can really see kids feeling comfortable with her, especially since she's so short they'll probably have trouble picking her out from the rest of their grade 1 buddies.

Andrew(nicknames-Spike, Andy, Andyman)-Andrew is a klutz. He gets in at least one accident everyday, but to the world's dissapointment, he survives each time. He's nice, but some people "wouldn't want to meet him in a dark alley" or so I've heard. This is a pic of his head on some wrestler's body that his friend Jack made. Andy plays the tuba. (yes ANOTHER tuba player! but as Moth says "the tuba is the best instrument in the world," even though he's wrong. Andy's a Maple Leafs fan and has a "gift", he can tell when they are going to lose. So can I. Everytime they play. The Leafs SUCK!
Spike's Extreme Page

Harold (nicknames-Harry and Tie Domi)
Harry's cool. He's really good at badminton. He was the captain of our school's team when he still went there. He's also into D&D...urgh..... Harold's Maggie's older brother. I didn't know Maggie's last name when I met her, so I didn't realize that they were siblings, until she saw us chatting in the hall and yelled to Harold about Who he was hitting on? then realized it was me. Harry is a die hard Maple Leafs fan. There are those of you that might have guessed that from the whole tie domi nickname bit, but I know that most of you aren't "the brightest pencil in the box". He's really into Metallica and Ozzy. He's also now engaged.
Harold's Page

Marc (nicknames-Marcus, Fernando Marc Anthony the Third, Bernie) -Marc's originally from Texas, his accent is gone now but he'll use it if you ask him to. For some reason he likes white milk better than chocolate (what a freak eh? lol). He is fabulous and funny. Recently he took off to Chicago to live with his aunt and uncle. Then, he came back, but couldn't stand it, so took off to Chicago again. Marc's got a kick ass sense of humour. We make fun of Americans all the time, and if he's around he'll either slam us back in some way or take it. Moth will try to kick you out of his house if you make fun of swedes.

Waneda (nicknames- Neeny, Neen, Need, Chicky Girl) -Waneda is nice. And I can't really say much else as I haven't seen her in about a year and a half.
Waneda's Page

Chris (nicknames-none he's just Chris) Chris is really into snowmobiles and those sorts of "toys". He thinks he's a lot tougher than he is, but he's nice and good to hang around with. We became friends in gr 9 when we were constantly talking in math cause well hey it was a hell of a lot more fun than listening to the teacher.

Jon (nicknames-Jon, his name is Jonathan) -Jon is a pretty awesome guy. His enemy is a math teacher at our school (Mrs. Leeson) because, well they were pretty much enemies to begin with, but she was supervisor of the yearbook, and she put his full name is his gr 9 yearbook. He has some middle names that you would NOT want and since he's my friend I'm NOT going to tell the whole free world, (well more like the 3 people that actually read this) what they are. But this stupid math teacher at our school put his full name in the yearbook. Jon's a metal guy. He's into cars too.
Jonandjustin

That's Jon on the left
Jon's Shelby Page

Emily (nicknames-Em) -Emily's into sports. She's nice and has a lot more "school spirit" than most. She's going to University of Guelph, but I think she's transferring for a bit to somewhere out west. AND NOW SHE's MARRIED!! She lives in Ontario again and is working on a farm.
Emily's page

Rob (nicknames-Private Rob/Sergeant Rob) "Rob's a real nice guy." Wow I can't believe I wrote that only two years ago. Rob has changed his ways and instead of mending them he's closer to having ripped them to shreds. He's often mean nowadays. Not evil-mean, just uncaring-mean. He's intelligent, but man he took it badly when I got a higher mark than him in history at mid-term. You know how everyone has their own little obsessions? Well Rob's is aliens and communism. He's better than he used to be though, not quite as stuck on aliens and X-files and all that as he was last year. The army type nicknames are because of his hair cut in gr. 9 and 10. He's another Lakeheadonian.

John (nicknames-none)-John has to be one of the awesomest people I know. He's very smart. I can see him as a wandering philosopher later in life. He finds out all this cool stuff, little known facts, and I have no idea how he figures it out. He is very good at arguing you have to go to this page to understand more about John, go to the page anyways!!
TOO HOT FOR EAGLE SPIRIT

Roslyn (nicknames-Roz) Roz rocks. She is my sister but I consider her more a friend than a sister. She's really smart and wants to be a lawyer. The Too Hot for Eagle Spirit was a joint creation between John and Roz. Like John you can understand about her better if you read the page. She's living in Germany now. Did you know university is free there?
TOO HOT FOR EAGLE SPIRIT

Aaron (nicknames-Skelter) -Aaron and I used to fight almost all the time, then we just kind of became friends. He was in 3 of 4 classes of mine in gr 10. We'd get into some long conversations during science. He is all full of himself one minute, then really putting himself down the next. He's a moron, but an ok guy.

Ainslie (nicknames-Ains) -Ainslie is smart in that she actually thinks about what she says compared to most of the rest of us that just blurt out whatever we want. She's good at pointing out the "bright side", and although she doesn't joke around as much as the rest of us, she gets some great shots in every now and then. She plays the alto sax. She's at U of Guelph with me now. (Although she foolishly lives in residence) I'm her ride back to Forest a lot of the time.

Erik (nicknames-ErK.....notice that they are getting less and less original?) -Erik get a better nickname! If you don't here is a preview of your fate **ZAP ZAP ZAP ZAP** ok so anyways.....I don't know Erik as well as others, but he's nice, he's pretty quiet, I guess he doesn't have much to say. I whipped his ass at Mortal Kombat and Mario Kart tonight at Maggie and Harold's place. He's also a Swede. ErK plays the trombone. He's at Wilfred Laurier and is very independent of others. He's fine if you go along with him and if you don't then he'll point out why you're wrong and go do whatever himself. He will seldom to never go along with what you're saying/doing.

Heather (nicknames-none really)-No nicknames?? What's wrong with you Heather?????? Oh ya, you're dating Al. "oooooooooooooooooo" Heather has a jolly good quirk though. You see, she got to go to England (twice now) and everynow and then she'll say a few words with an accent by accident. Besides that she's an extremely good singer and she plays the clarinet and the french horn. Here is a pic that she drew of herself on the computer. She's been going out with Alex since Febuary of '99 I think. She's at University of Windsor now.

Ian (nicknames-Slothman, Dirt Poor Man)-Ian is hilarious. He's got about the best sense of humour of anyone I know, a product of his many years of Monty Python viewage. Ive been going out with him for about a three years.

I'm sorry to all of my friends that I haven't put on here yet. I just don't feel like it at the moment. I'm much to lazy