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SO THIS IS THE CANADA PAGE EH?

Although distinct and superior to its sout (Okay, it's getting to be a little much, don't you think?)
Although Canada is distinct and IMMENSELY SUPERIOR (ah, that's better) to its southern neighbour, the U.S., you can still expect plenty of flag waving and stupidity on this page.

Like that little bit of stupidity for instance. I like it, but do you have any idea how much hate mail I'm going to get for that?? None! But indulge me.....hypothetically, if people did visit my page, then it'd be a lot. Like this much (my hands are spread really wide now). By the way to all those Americans who actually want to complain, write me at waytotakeajoke@hotmail.com. And if you're one of my American cousins, then you're exempt from any and all of the anti-America sentiments present here.

Top Ten Reasons Why Canada is Freaking Amazing

1. Hockey
2. Double gold in hockey at 2002 Winter Olympics
3. Free health care
4. We're really big
5. Intelligence (or something like it), rather than athletic abilty is required for university admission
6. No commercials about governors/judges/etc. running for office
7. No Ohio
8. The letter "u" (as in colour, humour, and favourite)
9. Legal at 19.
10. Tim Hortons

As I made this list in a minute and a half just now, I am extremely open to suggestions, so pop them in the guestbook eh?

Some Canadian links to brighten your day.

Canadian World Domination

cool to be canadian homepage