Saturday,
December 13, 3:00 p.m., Stamford Bridge Football
Stadium (top left), London. Are You
Ready for Some Football? I dont think Hank
Williams Jr. would recognize any of the players,
and Frank and Al and Dan are nowhere to be found,
but I am at the kick-off of my first English
football (soccer) game. The
game is between two of the best teams in the
Premier League,
Chelsea FC (Football Club), currently in second place and Leeds
United, currently in
fifth. Chelsea, a borough that is part of greater
London, is the home team and Leeds, a major city
in the Northeast, is visiting. The crowd of about
40,000 represents a sell-out.
The English football leagues
have an interesting structure that preserves
local traditions while rewarding those teams that
are truly dedicated to winning. Heres how
it works: There are several divisions
Premier League, First Division, Second Division
and so forth. Every town has a team. At the end
of the year the bottom three teams in each league
are "relegated" to the next division
down and the top three teams move up to the
higher division. So if a team, like say the L.A.
Clippers, are doormats, they are relegated down
while teams focused on winning are rewarded and
move up in league. This effectively keeps teams
from city hopping and rewards overall
performance.
The game begins without much
fanfare; The players run out on the field, gather
around the ball, and the game starts. The crowd,
95% male, is immediately into the game.
Spontaneous songs erupt in various corners of the
stadium as the crowd sways back and forth. Once
the game begins, its on for 45 minutes
straight, a 15 minute half-time, and another 45
minute half. In fact, theres not even a
game clock. Its kept on the field and the
fans just check their watches.
The fans are intense.
Theres very little conversation, except for
occasional wide-ranging comments on the game. One
moment its "you F***ing Bastard, get
on with it" followed almost immediately by a
"Oh dear, that was lovely, wasnt
it?" Both comments from the same loyal fan.
I must admit I was somewhat
apprehensive about attending a game. The
incidents of English football hooliganism are
well documented. But, I was going with a couple
of co-workers who assured me that those days were
history.
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Arriving at the Fulham Broadway
Underground stop did not calm my fears. The
police were there early, flying the flag. Dozens
of mounted police, forming a complete line from
the tube stop to the stadium, some half mile
away, screamed of deterrence. These were not the
same friendly Bobbies that patrol near Picidilly
Circus for the tourists.
I wasnt comforted when my
colleague saw where I was sitting (I had to
purchase my ticket separately) and simply said
"hmmmmmm." "It looks like you are
in with the lads.'" I immediately had
visions of being pinned down, having my head
shaven and my nipples pierced. Good thing I had
my company picture made last month. In the end
however, one of the guys volunteered to swap
tickets with me (he apparently felt that
"the lads" were just misunderstood). We
never saw him again.
The game itself was terrific.
The fans were exceptional; very knowledgeable of
the game, intense but not boorish, and
completely into the game. I saw far more coffee
consumed than beer.
Leeds had two players
"red-carded," or ejected from the game
in the first half. A team is not able to replace
players given red cards, so Leeds played the
entire second half down two players. Chelsea
attacked in wave after wave but Leeds hung tough
and the game ended in a 0-0 tie.
On the train home as I
reflected on the game, I thought how different it
was from an American game. There were no
cheerleaders, no loud rock music, no fireworks,
no instant replays, no TV timeouts, no two-minute
warning, no marching bands and not even a game
clock. There was just simply the contest.
While all of those things
certainly add color and pageantry to our American
games, there is something to be said for the
simplicity and dignity of the game itself. Does
dancing the Macarena add to the game, or does it
trivialize it? Are we really served with indoor
fireworks and laser light displays for a yawner
of an NBA game, or would some additional hustle
and a better crowd understanding of the
pick-and-roll play add to the game. Finally,
would we continue to see the degeneration of
sportsmanship if players who foul out (or commit
personal fouls) are not replaced during the game?
I dont know, but I will
be back at Stamford Bridge looking for answers.
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