About Myself

 

Well, I am in year 9 at Melbourne High School which is a cool school (compared to crap schools such as Scotch College). I'm 15 years old and like basketball, tennis and football (AFL). I was born in Russia and moved to Australia when I was six and a half years old. I like the Simpsons, Friends (Jennifer Anniston is HOT), Full Frontal, The Footy Show, Beavis and Buthead, Mr. Bean and the X-Files. I hate Beverly Hills 90210 and Melrose Place and all other American series where everyone has had it with everyone else.

I'm in a pretty cool class at school but there are a few dickheads who play with Magic cards. Maybe Magic cards aren’t bad but to carry them around with yourself so much that people think you are dependant of them you must be pretty stupid.

In our class practically everyone has a nickname and some people even have a couple. The following are the names that go around in our class: cheeks, skinny, cat, Cathead, chops, spiky, tranny, rojan, shanaka, kennel, rajah, rat, Milo (me), Sweathog, Gladstone, Mango, Goey, Yogurt, Yogus, Zeng, Zen Qui, Golden Boy, Prinjet, Cumface, Prof, Baby, tion, Bignose, Squeeky, Andy(who left our class in the beginning of the year), New Kid, Weshman.

Blonde Jokes | Irish IQ Test | Yo mamma's so fat jokes | Cathead Jokes | Racist Jokes | Lawyer Jokes |

| The Difference Between Men And Women | Classic Pickup Lines | The Fart Chart | Beer Jokes |

| Start Page |