As Of Today I Have....




....to do the nasty/bump uglies/become a man/join the club and countless other crass euphemisms you've probably heard a million times

Here are some euphemisms for sex you probably wouldn't have heard:

  • "Pumping the Dow-Jones Index"
  • "Masquerading as a Elizabethan Playwright who's missing his pair of pantaloons"
  • "Probing the Far Reaches of Deep Space"
  • "Sticking it to the Interface"
  • "Un-corking A Vintage Red"
  • "Signing the International Convenant of Nuclear Disarmement"
  • "Logging the Plantation Forest"
  • "Inserting the Rectal Thermometer"
  • "Releasing Critical Mass"
  • "Hosing Down the Arsonist's Fire"


...and countless others

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