Anyway, poor old Genghis murdered, raped and pillaged his way throughout Asia and Asia Minor, but none of this could compare to the atrocities committed in his next life. Have you seen “Son-In-Law”, “Bio-Dome” or “In The Army Now”? Goddamn, those movies were terrible! So there’s a lesson to be learnt here: It’s alright to terrorise a continent as a ruthless warmonger but just don’t come back and make “Jury Duty”, OK?!
*-He shoved carrot dildoes up his hairy Mongolian arse.
