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Many moons have past since last the main page was updated. Why? Because we like you. :)

Actually, I've been busy with my Y2K stuff. Promoganda, Scooby snacking, surgery and the like. I've faced death YET AGAIN and it still didn't take me, so I guess I'm here to stay... which is cool. I kinda like life. Cinnamon Life especially. Screw Mikey, he can get his own bowl. Alas, too many carbs, not enough protein. Story of my diet. Not that I'm complaining. I'm CC pounds down and counting... I love Roman numerals! Makes me feel all metric 'n' stuff!

It's a new year, and we've made it through the first quarter without blowing everything up. We're not walking on the beaches screaming at a partly melted Statue of Liberty while Dr Zaius and the monkey boys party on... yet. However, with a little luck, a lot of tequila and a finger on the button, we can grill the cheese right outta this sandwich... Or we can stop worrying about it and do our own monkey dance! Lez get primal! (insert Tarzan yell here!)

Read 'em their rights, Dan-o!

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One other thing. I do not use "placeholder" links to pages that say they are under construction, and I do not use frames. I have very little Java here, which makes this place easier to live with than a Tasmanian Devil with a toothache. As with any web page, this is a work in progress. The key difference is that if there is a link here, it is live or it is gone... Let me know if you find something that takes you into Bermuda without your shorts. Thanks!

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