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Thanks for over 7000 visits!
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Winner - Winter 98 Webpage of the Quarter
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Carpe DM! - "Seize the Dungeon Master!"
Many moons have past since last the main page was updated. Why? Because we like you. :)
Actually,
I've been busy with my Y2K stuff. Promoganda, Scooby snacking, surgery and the like. I've faced death YET AGAIN and it still didn't take me, so I guess I'm here to stay... which is cool. I kinda like life. Cinnamon Life especially. Screw Mikey, he can get his own bowl. Alas, too many carbs, not enough protein. Story of my diet. Not that I'm complaining. I'm CC pounds down and counting... I love Roman numerals! Makes me feel all metric 'n' stuff!
It's a new year, and we've made it through the first quarter without blowing everything up. We're not walking on the beaches screaming at a partly melted Statue of Liberty while Dr Zaius and the monkey boys party on... yet. However, with a little luck, a lot of tequila and a finger on the button, we can grill the cheese right outta this sandwich... Or we can stop worrying about it and do our own monkey dance! Lez get primal! (insert Tarzan yell here!)
Read 'em their rights, Dan-o!
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Rule #10:
Pikachu. Nah, just playin' with you. I put that there to get on all the search engines...
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Rule #9:
Got milk? Cool. Check the back of the carton. I may be there... (Note to self: DON'T DISAPPEAR FOR SO LONG AGAIN... :) (activate Sally Field mode) You like me! You really like me! (/activate))
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Rule #8:
You only see what you want to see. Thanks for wanting to see this!
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Rule #7: What's to say it isn't YOUR finger?
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Rule #6: I need to start dating again. Anyone have any Carbon-14?
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Rule #5:
Starting over is always easier if you have a good template.
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Rule #4: Why didn't Abe Lincoln just say "87 years ago..."? Some people just have to show off their vocabulary. Real people just need to get their message across.
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Rule #3: If you're not leading the pack, the view never changes, and if the leaders just stop without warning, well... you get the picture. Not pretty.
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Rule #2: Funny how my Rants improve with age. Like wining about cheese... or something like that.
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Rule #1: If you want to see the last opening screen, click here. Some things never change... :)
And the winner is!
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Rule #a:
"I'm Blue, da ba dee ba doo dai"
(Translation:
Remember, it's all in fun, so if I offend someone with something here, let everyone know. I could use the publicity.
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Something on your mind? There's a LOT on mine!
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One other thing. I do not use "placeholder" links to pages that say they are under construction, and I do not use frames. I have very little Java here, which makes this place easier to live with than a Tasmanian Devil with a toothache. As with any web page, this is a work in progress. The key difference is that if there is a link here, it is live or it is gone... Let me know if you find something that takes you into Bermuda without your shorts. Thanks!
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