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-- "Bite My Wrists!" (Wait a sec... Is that right? Oh well.)

The holiday season is upon us again. A time for sharing and warmth. Halloween has just past. Next up is Thanksgiving, and when you think about it, we have a lot to be thankful for. Maple syrup, for one. Without it, dry cleaners would have to lay tar out in our driveways to increase business.

As I enter this 29th year on the big blue pebble, I want to thank all of you who have made the previous 28 worth the long, strange trip it's been. Be you family, friends, psychotics or all of the above...(This of course only applies to my brother... :) Love ya, Wes.) ...you mean the world to me. Well, the world and nachos is a little more like it.

Now for the newbies: House rules apply...

No boredom. If you insist on being bored, we'll have to alert the media, and the next thing you know Yoko Ono will be tring to raise your consciousness. I don't want that haunting me.

Feel free to move about the cabin. If you see a link here, attack it like the Oscar Nomination comittee at the screening of Babe. You never know if you like something if you don't try it.

If you feel the desire to say anything, please do. I have a guestbook for the short, one liner comments and a discussion board for those who want to add depth to their list of marketable assets. Have at... it's open season!

If you want to see the last openning screen, click here. Some things never change... :)

Remember, it's all in fun, so if I offend someone with something here, let everyone know. I could use the publicity.

Something on your mind? There's a LOT on mine! Feel free to probe the reptilian cranium in the rants room...	Are you up for adventure? romance? sour cream? Seize a tortilla and join in the Dallas County FajitaQuest!
Is your site worth seeing? Let the world know with the Credit Where Credit's Due award...	Whatever you do, please don't forget to sign the Guestbook!!

One other thing. As with any web page, this is a work in progress. The key difference is I do not use "placeholder" links to pages that say they are under construction. If there is a link here, it is live or it is gone... Let me know if you find something that takes you into the twilight zone without a passport. Thanks!

Questions or comments? e-mail ptyrtl@oocities.com

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