The Boz's Home Page

My name is Brian but everyone calls me The Boz (/baawz/). I'm a freshman at the University of Utah and I live in Salt Lake City. I'm about 5'9 with brown hair (when it's not colored, bleached, or permed),brown eyes, and a tan complexion. I enjoy anything to do with skiing-jet skiing, water-skiing, and snow skiing. I also like dancing at the clubs and having a good time. I have worked at an entertainment park since 1996, and I was recently promoted to a Area Supervisor there.
I have three passions in life: Nissan Maximas,

Sea-Doo Watercraft,

and Oakley Sunglasses

To see my best buds on the internet, click here!
To see my little self-centered gallery, click here!
To see some of my pathetic work as a "writer"
as well as some of my greatest inspirations click here
To see my a sample of a humor archive compilation I have put together entitled, A World of Idiots , click here!

I will now introduce you to the very first ICON-INTEREST GALLERY. It's a thing I thought up where instead of you reading all my babble and musings about my interests in life- WHICH YOU PROBABLY WOULDN'T READ ANYWAY- I simply put up quick little icons that reflect those interests and perspectives. So with out any further adieu, here is the very first ICON-INTEREST GALLERY ever put up on the web:

Hey, wanna see more of that girl wearing less.....? Click on the image!

Your Best Bets To Find Me Are Here:

WBS Chat
The ultimate in chatting... honestly I've looked around and nothing compares

Nissan Maxima Organization
The Online Club...worthy of looking at even if you're not into Max's all that much
Jeremiah's Maxima Page
Where I got a lot of my ideas for customization
Sea-Doo Home Page
Nothing more need be said
Steve's Sea-Doo Page
Great graphics for great machines

Productivity of the Net
Simply the BEST humor site anywhere
Deb & Jen's Land O' Useless Facts
Most American cars sound in the key of "F"

Oakley Sunglasses Home Page
They've got more than sunglasses

Thanks for caring enough to visit my page!

I'm have an extremely open personality, so if you feel the urge...talk to me!:

ICQ (10278809) go to ICQ Free Instant Messaging Service (better than AOL IM)

OR GIVE ME A CALL AT 1-900-1BOZ
$24.95 for the first minute, $1.99 each additional minute*
One Minute Minimum
I accept the following:

* MA residents please add 5% Sales Tax
(--->at this time I would like to state that the above phone number and billing information is a joke, you people take things way too seriously!<---)
OR......email me at oneboz@hotmail.com

Thought of the week "Every man is more than just himself; he also represents the unique, the very special and always significant and remarkable point at which the world's phenomena intersect, only once in this way, and never again ." -Herman Hess

counter-thought of the week "Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." -Albert Einstein