Humor Index
This is my little corner of cyberspace devoted to that little piece of human nature called our sense of humor. It comes in all types and tastes. Below is a various collection of the different sides human nature takes on. It shows the light side of consciousness and proves that the world is full of stupid people that our proud that they are able to laugh at themselves.....
A WORLD OF IDIOTS
"Some people get lost in thought because it is such unfamiliar territory"
-G. Behn
The Darwin Award
Idiots & Their Resumes
Questions at the Smithsonian Institute
Wildlife Stories
Courtroom Q & A
Automobile Accident Reports
Why It Takes A License to Drive
THE BURDEN OF TECHNOLOGY
"Make something idiot-proof and someone will just invent a better idiot"
Fun With Tech Support
Computer Problem Report Form
The Information Superhighway
FAMILIES ARE FOREVER
"The beauty of ‘spacing’ children many years apart lies in the fact that parents have time to learn from the mistakes that were made with the older children- which permits them to make exactly opposite mistakes with the younger ones”
-Sydney J Harris
Steps to Prepare for Parenthood
Toddler Property Laws
Things I've Learned From My Kids
THE BATTLE OF THE SEXES.... AND THE SEX IMBETWEEN
"People tend to make a habit of something as long as it is fun and they are good at it... that is why the world population doubles every ten years"
The Five Worst Questions Women Ask Men
The Good, the Bad, and the Worse
The Adult Top Ten Lists
What We Say, And What We Mean
Pick-Up Lines
THIS WONDERFUL LIFE
"Life is what happens when you had other plans"
-Thomas La Mance
Murphy's Laws
The Fundamental Laws of Golf
NATURE IS A MOTHER
"A vacuum is a hell of a lot better than some of the things Nature replaces it with"
-Tennessee Williams
INTERACTING WITH YOUR FELLOW IDIOTS
"Having a positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort"
-Herm Albright
30 Ways to Relieve Stress
How to Piss Off Other People
100 Ways to Order A Pizza
Things To Do When You Are Bored
Creative Answering Machine Messages
50 Fun Things To Do In An Elevator
BUSINESS CIRCLES
"The brain is a wonderful organ, it starts working the second you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get to the office"
-Robert Frost
The Six Phases of a Project
Valujet Slogans
Microsoft God
What if Microsoft Made Cars?
Maintaining Humor
Only If You Change The Phone Number
Lost in Translation
THE FRUITS OF EDUCATION
"The freshmen bring little knowledge in, and the seniors take none out, so it accumulates through the years"
-A Lawrence Powell(President of Harvard)
Mysteries of Science Explained
Ivy League Lightbulbs
50 Things To Do At An Exam You'll Fail Anyway
A GOVERNMENT OF, BY, AND FOR THE PEOPLE?
"Too bad all the people who know how to run the government are busy driving taxi cabs and cutting hair"
-George Burns
If Only State Mottos Were More Realistic
THE ALMIGHTY
"Even God Himself is not secure, having given man dominion over his works"
-Helen Keller
Why God Never Received A Ph.D.
Noah's Ark: A Modern Tale
The New Priest
HOME FOR THE HOLIDAYS
"America is the place where Jewish merchants sell Zen love beads to agnostics for Christmas"
-John Burton Brimer