Humor Index



This is my little corner of cyberspace devoted to that little piece of human nature called our sense of humor. It comes in all types and tastes. Below is a various collection of the different sides human nature takes on. It shows the light side of consciousness and proves that the world is full of stupid people that our proud that they are able to laugh at themselves.....



A WORLD OF IDIOTS

"Some people get lost in thought because it is such unfamiliar territory"

-G. Behn

The Darwin Award

Idiots & Their Resumes

Questions at the Smithsonian Institute

Wildlife Stories

Courtroom Q & A

Automobile Accident Reports

Why It Takes A License to Drive


THE BURDEN OF TECHNOLOGY

"Make something idiot-proof and someone will just invent a better idiot"

Fun With Tech Support

Computer Problem Report Form

The Information Superhighway



FAMILIES ARE FOREVER

"The beauty of ‘spacing’ children many years apart lies in the fact that parents have time to learn from the mistakes that were made with the older children- which permits them to make exactly opposite mistakes with the younger ones”

-Sydney J Harris

Steps to Prepare for Parenthood

Toddler Property Laws

Things I've Learned From My Kids



THE BATTLE OF THE SEXES.... AND THE SEX IMBETWEEN

"People tend to make a habit of something as long as it is fun and they are good at it... that is why the world population doubles every ten years"

The Five Worst Questions Women Ask Men

The Good, the Bad, and the Worse

The Adult Top Ten Lists

What We Say, And What We Mean

Pick-Up Lines



THIS WONDERFUL LIFE

"Life is what happens when you had other plans"

-Thomas La Mance

Murphy's Laws

The Fundamental Laws of Golf



NATURE IS A MOTHER

"A vacuum is a hell of a lot better than some of the things Nature replaces it with"

-Tennessee Williams



INTERACTING WITH YOUR FELLOW IDIOTS

"Having a positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort"

-Herm Albright

30 Ways to Relieve Stress

How to Piss Off Other People

100 Ways to Order A Pizza

Things To Do When You Are Bored

Creative Answering Machine Messages

50 Fun Things To Do In An Elevator






BUSINESS CIRCLES

"The brain is a wonderful organ, it starts working the second you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get to the office"

-Robert Frost

The Six Phases of a Project

Valujet Slogans


Microsoft God


What if Microsoft Made Cars?

Maintaining Humor


Only If You Change The Phone Number

Lost in Translation





THE FRUITS OF EDUCATION

"The freshmen bring little knowledge in, and the seniors take none out, so it accumulates through the years"

-A Lawrence Powell(President of Harvard)

Mysteries of Science Explained

Ivy League Lightbulbs


50 Things To Do At An Exam You'll Fail Anyway



A GOVERNMENT OF, BY, AND FOR THE PEOPLE?

"Too bad all the people who know how to run the government are busy driving taxi cabs and cutting hair"

-George Burns

If Only State Mottos Were More Realistic


THE ALMIGHTY

"Even God Himself is not secure, having given man dominion over his works"

-Helen Keller

Why God Never Received A Ph.D.

Noah's Ark: A Modern Tale

The New Priest



HOME FOR THE HOLIDAYS

"America is the place where Jewish merchants sell Zen love beads to agnostics for Christmas"

-John Burton Brimer