That Seventies Show is a groovy TV program about teenagers; Eric, Donna, Fez, Kelso, Hyde, and Jackie; during the seventies. It's on Sunday nights at 8:00pm.

Characters from left to right: Fez, Jackie, Stephen Hyde, Eric Forman, Michael Kelso, and Donna

Quotes

"This suit is for leisure. But many times I wear it to get down to business." -- Fez

"The party has reached critical mass. In five minutes there will be no more beer opportunities." -- Hyde

"Please stop touching each other! It gives me needs" -- Fez

"We'll trade you our battery, plus five bucks for one of you're batteries" -- Kelso

"Only quitters quit." -- Red Forman

"Hey, Eric? Don't you want your balls back?." -- Donna

"I say we torture them with plenty of pointless rules and advice." -- Eric as Red

"Don't resist me, Mama. It's boogie time." -- Fez

"We were put on a farm here by aliens and we're cattle man! We're cattle!" -- Hyde

"A car is not a bedroom on wheels." -- Kitty

"I said be a man, not be a wuss." -- Hyde

"He's going to be this pathetic guy...With breasts the size of watermelons! Is what Moses said to the Egyptians..." -- Kelso

"I think God would want us to go to Milwaukee" -- Kelso

I'm good looking and he's jealous. I'm telling you Jackie, this body is a curse" -- Kelso

"Laugh if you want but my butt looks pretty good in those." -- Kelso

	Polyester, Lava Lamps, & Record Players. Groovy. Very Groovy.