The Bible in 50 Words or Less:
God made, Adam bit,
Noah arked, Abraham split,
Jacob fooled, Joseph ruled,
Bush talked, Moses balked,
Pharaoh plagued, People walked,
Sea divided, Tablets guided, Promises landed.
Saul freaked, David peeked,
Prophets warned, Jesus born,
God walked, Love talked,
Anger crucified, Hope died,
Love rose, Spirit flamed,
Word spread, God remained.
Amen.
Meaning of The Bible
A father was approached by his small son, who told him proudly, "I know what the Bible means!" His father smiled and replied, "What do you mean, you 'know' what the Bible means?"
The son replied, "I do know!"
"Okay," said his father. "So, Son, what does the Bible mean?"
"That's easy, Daddy. It stands for Basic Information Before Leaving Earth."
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