So many jokes to read! So little time!

Here is a collection of humor that I enjoy.
I hope you have fun reading them too.
These jokes are not for the faint of heart!
Please don't read them if you are easily offended.
I don't think any of them are REALLY bad, but if you don't agree...
...don't email me! *LMAO*

JOKE INDEX

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Adam, Eve and the Bible
{Adam & Eve 1} {Adam & Eve 2} {Adam & Eve 3} {God Made Eve} {The First Woman} {Dear God--Letters} {Billboards from God} {Biblical Moms} {Bible in 50 Words} {Biblical Wives} {Biblical Headlines} {Biblical PMS} {God: Why Have Kids?} {Tales of Faith} {Moses & God} {God's Voicemail} {Danny Explains "God"}

Cats!
{Cat Jokes} {Cat Rules} {Quotes About Cats} {Haiku from a Cat’s Point of View} {Bathing the Cat} {Giving a Cat a Pill} {Furballs} {How Is Your Cat?} {More Rules for Cats} {Is Your Cat Too Fat?} {Cats' Bill of Rights} {Cat Definitions} {Cats-the Play} {Older Cats} {Cat With an Attitude} {Cats' Guide to Humans}

Dogs and Other Beasts
{Haiku from a Dog’s Point of View} {Dog-Man's Best Friend} {Commands for Your Dog} {Rules for Dogs} {Quotes About Dogs} {Soap and Water} {Photograph a Puppy} {More Rules for Dogs} {New Breeds} {MORE Rules for Dogs} {Great to Be a Dog} {Dogs Are Better} {Camel, Bears} {Bear Warnings}

Blondes, Brunettes, Redheads!
{She's So Blonde!} {Blonde Jokes} {More Blonde Jokes} {MORE Blonde Jokes} {Even More Blonde Jokes} {EVEN MORE Blonde Jokes} {X-rated Blonde Jokes} {Blonde's Revenge on Brunettes} {Redhead Jokes}

Women!
{Female Comebacks} {Losing Weight} {Weighing In} {What Women Know About Men} {Women's Random Thoughts} {Why Women Are Better} {Having a Mammogram} {Using Those Model's Eggs} {A New Element} {Buying Gifts for Him} {Politically Correct 4 Women} {Learned from Shopping} {Women's Tee Slogans} {What Women Never Say} {WOMEN!} {Guide to Women}

It’s a Guy Thing
{It’s Great to Be a Guy} {One Guy's Rules} {What He Means...} {Warning Lables on Booze} {The Story of Beer} {Name That Organ!} {What Men Know} {Relationships...} {It Pisses Me Off!} {While Playing Golf...} {While Playing More Golf...} {While Playing Even More Golf...} {Football} {Fishing Dictionary} {A Wrestling Hold} {Penis Requests Raise} {Genies & Wishes} {New Classes for Women}

Dating and Relationships
{Dating Dictionary} {Difference Between Men & Women} {Estrogen vs. Testosterone} {What Men R Like} {Male-Bashing} {THE Rules for Men} {A Perfect Day-for Him & for Her} {Ten Things a Man or Woman Would Never Say} {Female Dictionary} {Dating Snap Judgments} {What a Man Wants in a Wife} {Bartenders' Guide to Pick-ups} {What He's Really Thinking} {A Bachelor} {Male-Female Dictionary} {Good vs Bad Girls} {Dating vs Marriage} {Billy Doll} {Bar Chat Explained}

Sex (Rated PG-13)
{Sex Q&A} {Psych-Out} {Sex Sandals} {Sex Therapy 1} {Sex Therapy 2} {Sex Therapy 3} {Cheating Doesn't Pay!} {Bedroom Golf} {Impress 'Em} {Her Glass Eye} {Sex with an Alien} {Sex with Cindy!} {Sex} {Sex Organs} {Sex Rollercoaster} {Vaseline}

Marriage
{Marriage} {More Jokes on Marriage} {Letter from Mom-in-law} {Advice to Husbands} {Home-Ec, 50's-90's} {Cannibal Marriage} {Amish Marriage} {Men & Women} {Top Ten Things Men Know About Women} {Ideal Man} {Who Do You Think I Am?} {Cuckoo Clock} {Honeymoon}

More Marriage {Diary of a Bride's Cooking} {Blue PJ's} {Honeymoon's Over} {Mayhem} {Love/Lust/Marriage} {French Maid} {Midget's Honeymoon} {Millionaire} {Rewards in Heaven} {Little Habits} {Marriage Contract} {Wedding Telegrams} {Where's the Rake?}

Kids
{When Kids Tell the Truth} {Toddler Laws} {Boy's Curiosity} {Amish Teen Trouble} {Brat on a Plane} {Boys and Girls} {Kids' Answers} {Kids} {Kid at a Wedding} {Students & Scripture} {Little League} {Potty Training}

Family {What I Learned from My Kids} {Mom Knows!} {A Father's Comments} {Parent Dictionary} {I'm My Own Grandpa!} {Cooking Terms} {Children's Television} {Mom's Answering Machine} {A Father's Lesson} {Home Tips} {Light a Candle} {Genealogy} {Comments on Parenthood} {What's a Teenager?} {Teens & Cats} {1st to 3rd Child} {Before & After Children}

School {School Bus} {Excuse Notes} {Grading Papers} {Science Exam Answers} {Sensory Lessons} {Fifth Grade Proverbs} {It's Science} {1923 Teacher Requirements} {Today's Teacher Requirements} {True Elementary Teacher}

Life Is Strange
{Random Thoughts on Life} {Life's Irritations} {Learn from American TV} {Only in America!} {The Sin of Lying} {Peanuts Gang Grows Up} {Coca~Cola's Uses} {Born in 1980} {Choir Test} {Watching Movies} {How You Undress} {How You Eat Oreos}

Tips for Living {Instructions for Life} {Life's Rules} {Cowboy's Guide to Life} {Cynic's Rules for Life} {Rules for Dining Out} {Rules for Surviving} {Making a Campfire} {Hints on Camping} {The Rules of Flying} {Old Enough to Remember?} {Travel Tips} {Cheer Up...}

Advertising
{Stupidities in Advertising} {Well-Planned Ad!} {Actual Store Signs} {Foreign Store Signs} {Signs Found in Various Locations} {More Foreign Store Signs} {Absurd Signs} {Newspaper Ads} {Credit Card Ad} {The Hotel Astor} {Flight Attendants' Comments} {More Flight Attendants' Comments} {Airline Techs' Comments} {Product Warnings} {What a Supermarket!}

Business & the Office
{Dilbert Replies} {Sleeping@Desk} {Creative McDonald's Job App} {How to Lose Weight in Business} {Management} {Generation X Office} {From Resumes} {Job Ads Explained} {Pay (Back) the IRS} {When the Boss Is on Vacation} {From Performance Reports} {Job Ratings} {Rules for Clerks-1800s}

More Business & the Office
{More Dilbert} {Worst Business Mergers} {Absentee Policy} {Absence Excuses} {Go to Work Naked} {Overworked?} {Famous & Out of Work} {Office Inspiration} {ATT: IRS} {Last Day @ Work} {Shouldn't Say...} {Nothing to Do} {Office Lingo} {Ready for Business?} {Rejection Letter} {Pshcho Resume} {Useful Business Phrases}

Phones
{Phone Shenanagans} {Answering Messages} {Psycho Voicemail} {Drive Someone Crazy} {Phone Archeology} {Phone Messages} {Telemarketers}

Law and Politics
{Humor In Court} {More Humor In Court} {Local Laws} {Lawyer Jokes 1} {Lawyer Jokes 2} {Stupid Criminals} {More Stupid Criminals} {Grounds for Divorce} {Take It With You?} {He's Really Stupid!} {Pol. Correct ABC} {Weird Laws in SC} {Courtroom Drama} {Strange Lawyer}

Medical Profession
{Call the Doctor!} {Medical Dictionary} {Nursing Lesson} {Nurse Jenny!} {Not 2 Hear During Surgery} {Oh That Brit Med!} {Old Man & Wife at Doctor's} {Tooth Extraction!} {Doctors' Notes} {Another Old Man & Wife at Doctor's} {Jargon for EMS Techs} {Cheap HMOs} {HMO Q&A} {Hospitaled Songs} {Medical Jokes} {New Medical Terms} {ANOTHER Old Man & Wife at Doctor's}

Technology
{Computers-Male or Female?} {A Computer Speaks} {Chatting} {Cybering} {PC Messages} {Technologically Impaired!} {Windows Messages} {Engineers} {Energizer Bunny} {Strange Puter Viruses} {NASA’s Cannon} {Y-zero-K} {Y-one-K} {The Night Before Y2K} {Before Computers} {Rules of Computer Order} {Millenium Bugs} {Advice from Tech Support} {Computer Quotes} {Email Fraud}

All Over the World
{Aussie Sheep Jokes} {Oz's Pauline Hanson} {Aussie Mechanics Get Drunk} {Political Cows} {A Kind Deed} {Bullfights in Spain} {Three Chinese Tortures} {Rules for Jewish Living} {Jewish Personals} {Irish/Polish} {Measuring Cold} {Hotel Soap} {English/Irish/Scots} {USA vs Russia} {USA, Brits, Aussies & Canadians} {USA vs Canada}

USA {Small Towns} {Dam Beavers} {NJ's Christie Whitman} {NJ Wonderland} {South Jersey} {North Jersey} {Yer Know Yer a Yankee...} {10 Commandments of Southern Living, Y'all!} {Southernisms} {Small Town Idaho} {Phoenix} {Southern California}

Driving
{How to ID Drivers} {Road Hazards} {German Car Terms} {Not to Say to a Cop} {More Not to Say to a Cop} {Alabama Cop Chase} {How Drunk Were You?} {Parking Lot Rules} {Used Car Buyers Guide} {Driving in Cities} {Police Reports} {Handicapped Space}

Rednecks {Redneck License App} {Redneck Etiquette} {Redneck & Lottery} {Redneck Lunch} {Redneck Drinkin' & Drivin'} {Rules for the Redneck Wedding} {Redneck Techies} {Rednecks & 'Puters 1} {Rednecks & 'Puters 2} {Rednecks Triplets} {Rejected Country Songs} {Country Music Terms}

English Is Strange!
{English Is Chaos} {English Is a Punny Language} {Forming Plurals} {Daffynitions} {More Daffynitions} {Actual Headlines} {More Actual Headlines} {Accident Reports} {Unclear Writing} {Ten New Words} {More New Words} {Church Bulletin Bloopers} {More Church Bulletin Bloopers} {A Cynic's Dictionary} {Punster's Dictionary} {Definition of a Kiss}

Lots of Punny Jokes! {Punny Jokes} {More Punny Jokes} {Just Plain Punny} {Groaner!} {The Satisfied Fly} {The Tate Family} {The Coffin} {Potato Fable} {Spell-Check} {Preacher's Donkey} {The Spirit} {Helpful Pigeons}

Bumper Stickers and One Liners
{Bumper Stickers} {More Bumper Stickers} {Even More Bumper Stickers} {Bumpersnickers} {Pessimistic Bumper Stickers} {One-Liners & Quotes} {A Bad Day} {Becoming an Evil Overlord} {You're Broke!} {Why? If? Howzat? Part 1} {Why? Part 2} {Why? Part 3} {Why? Part 4}

Quotations and One Liners
{Groucho's One-Liners} {Comedians' Quotes} {Bathroom Walls} {Famous Folks' Quotes} {Famous Folks' Quotes on Love} {Kids' Quotes} {Quotes from Women} {Confucius Sez} {If You Love Someone...} {Quotes from Steven Wright}

Murphy’s and Lots of Other Laws
{Murphy's Law and Others, Part 1} {Part 2} {Part 3} {Part 4} {Part 5} {Murphy's Military Laws} {Murphy's Laws of Sex}

Miscellaneous Weird Stuff
{Hinky-Pinkies} {Moron Test} {Quiz for the Over 40’s} {Various Jokes} {More Various Jokes} {The Slap} {Fascinating Facts} {Unusual Facts} {98 Darwin Awards} {30 Mins--Clean House} {Idiots All Over!} {Strange Excuses} {This is Dumb!} {Archeological Find} {Cindy in Hell} {Procrastinators' Pledge} {1970 vs 2000} {Bargain Kid Books} {Helping Our GIs} {Genie's Wish} {On an Airplane} {You Owe Us...}

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