Adam, Eve and the Bible
{Adam & Eve 1}
{Adam & Eve 2}
{Adam & Eve 3}
{God Made Eve}
{The First Woman}
{Dear God--Letters}
{Billboards from God}
{Biblical Moms}
{Bible in 50 Words}
{Biblical Wives}
{Biblical Headlines}
{Biblical PMS}
{God: Why Have Kids?}
{Tales of Faith}
{Moses & God}
{God's Voicemail}
{Danny Explains "God"}
Cats!
{Cat Jokes}
{Cat Rules}
{Quotes About Cats}
{Haiku from a Cat’s Point of View}
{Bathing the Cat}
{Giving a Cat a Pill}
{Furballs}
{How Is Your Cat?}
{More Rules for Cats}
{Is Your Cat Too Fat?}
{Cats' Bill of Rights}
{Cat Definitions}
{Cats-the Play}
{Older Cats}
{Cat With an Attitude}
{Cats' Guide to Humans}
Dogs and Other Beasts
{Haiku from a Dog’s Point of View}
{Dog-Man's Best Friend}
{Commands for Your Dog}
{Rules for Dogs}
{Quotes About Dogs}
{Soap and Water}
{Photograph a Puppy}
{More Rules for Dogs}
{New Breeds}
{MORE Rules for Dogs}
{Great to Be a Dog}
{Dogs Are Better}
{Camel, Bears}
{Bear Warnings}
Blondes, Brunettes, Redheads!
{She's So Blonde!}
{Blonde Jokes}
{More Blonde Jokes}
{MORE Blonde Jokes}
{Even More Blonde Jokes}
{EVEN MORE Blonde Jokes}
{X-rated Blonde Jokes}
{Blonde's Revenge on Brunettes}
{Redhead Jokes}
Women!
{Female Comebacks}
{Losing Weight}
{Weighing In}
{What Women Know About Men}
{Women's Random Thoughts}
{Why Women Are Better}
{Having a Mammogram}
{Using Those Model's Eggs}
{A New Element}
{Buying Gifts for Him}
{Politically Correct 4 Women}
{Learned from Shopping}
{Women's Tee Slogans}
{What Women Never Say}
{WOMEN!}
{Guide to Women}
It’s a Guy Thing
{It’s Great to Be a Guy}
{One Guy's Rules}
{What He Means...}
{Warning Lables on Booze}
{The Story of Beer}
{Name That Organ!}
{What Men Know}
{Relationships...}
{It Pisses Me Off!}
{While Playing Golf...}
{While Playing More Golf...}
{While Playing Even More Golf...}
{Football}
{Fishing Dictionary}
{A Wrestling Hold}
{Penis Requests Raise}
{Genies & Wishes}
{New Classes for Women}
Dating and Relationships
{Dating Dictionary}
{Difference Between Men & Women}
{Estrogen vs. Testosterone}
{What Men R Like}
{Male-Bashing}
{THE Rules for Men}
{A Perfect Day-for Him & for Her}
{Ten Things a Man or Woman Would Never Say}
{Female Dictionary}
{Dating Snap Judgments}
{What a Man Wants in a Wife}
{Bartenders' Guide to Pick-ups}
{What He's Really Thinking}
{A Bachelor}
{Male-Female Dictionary}
{Good vs Bad Girls}
{Dating vs Marriage}
{Billy Doll}
{Bar Chat Explained}
Sex (Rated PG-13)
{Sex Q&A}
{Psych-Out}
{Sex Sandals}
{Sex Therapy 1}
{Sex Therapy 2}
{Sex Therapy 3}
{Cheating Doesn't Pay!}
{Bedroom Golf}
{Impress 'Em}
{Her Glass Eye}
{Sex with an Alien}
{Sex with Cindy!}
{Sex}
{Sex Organs}
{Sex Rollercoaster}
{Vaseline}
Marriage
{Marriage}
{More Jokes on Marriage}
{Letter from Mom-in-law}
{Advice to Husbands}
{Home-Ec, 50's-90's}
{Cannibal Marriage}
{Amish Marriage}
{Men & Women}
{Top Ten Things Men Know About Women}
{Ideal Man}
{Who Do You Think I Am?}
{Cuckoo Clock}
{Honeymoon}
More Marriage
{Diary of a Bride's Cooking}
{Blue PJ's}
{Honeymoon's Over}
{Mayhem}
{Love/Lust/Marriage}
{French Maid}
{Midget's Honeymoon}
{Millionaire}
{Rewards in Heaven}
{Little Habits}
{Marriage Contract}
{Wedding Telegrams}
{Where's the Rake?}
Kids
{When Kids Tell the Truth}
{Toddler Laws}
{Boy's Curiosity}
{Amish Teen Trouble}
{Brat on a Plane}
{Boys and Girls}
{Kids' Answers}
{Kids}
{Kid at a Wedding}
{Students & Scripture}
{Little League}
{Potty Training}
Family
{What I Learned from My Kids}
{Mom Knows!}
{A Father's Comments}
{Parent Dictionary}
{I'm My Own Grandpa!}
{Cooking Terms}
{Children's Television}
{Mom's Answering Machine}
{A Father's Lesson}
{Home Tips}
{Light a Candle}
{Genealogy}
{Comments on Parenthood}
{What's a Teenager?}
{Teens & Cats}
{1st to 3rd Child}
{Before & After Children}
School
{School Bus}
{Excuse Notes}
{Grading Papers}
{Science Exam Answers}
{Sensory Lessons}
{Fifth Grade Proverbs}
{It's Science}
{1923 Teacher Requirements}
{Today's Teacher Requirements}
{True Elementary Teacher}
Life Is Strange
{Random Thoughts on Life}
{Life's Irritations}
{Learn from American TV}
{Only in America!}
{The Sin of Lying}
{Peanuts Gang Grows Up}
{Coca~Cola's Uses}
{Born in 1980}
{Choir Test}
{Watching Movies}
{How You Undress}
{How You Eat Oreos}
Tips for Living
{Instructions for Life}
{Life's Rules}
{Cowboy's Guide to Life}
{Cynic's Rules for Life}
{Rules for Dining Out}
{Rules for Surviving}
{Making a Campfire}
{Hints on Camping}
{The Rules of Flying}
{Old Enough to Remember?}
{Travel Tips}
{Cheer Up...}
Advertising
{Stupidities in Advertising}
{Well-Planned Ad!}
{Actual Store Signs}
{Foreign Store Signs}
{Signs Found in Various Locations}
{More Foreign Store Signs}
{Absurd Signs}
{Newspaper Ads}
{Credit Card Ad}
{The Hotel Astor}
{Flight Attendants' Comments}
{More Flight Attendants' Comments}
{Airline Techs' Comments}
{Product Warnings}
{What a Supermarket!}
Business & the Office
{Dilbert Replies}
{Sleeping@Desk}
{Creative McDonald's Job App}
{How to Lose Weight in Business}
{Management}
{Generation X Office}
{From Resumes}
{Job Ads Explained}
{Pay (Back) the IRS}
{When the Boss Is on Vacation}
{From Performance Reports}
{Job Ratings}
{Rules for Clerks-1800s}
More Business & the Office
{More Dilbert}
{Worst Business Mergers}
{Absentee Policy}
{Absence Excuses}
{Go to Work Naked}
{Overworked?}
{Famous & Out of Work}
{Office Inspiration}
{ATT: IRS}
{Last Day @ Work}
{Shouldn't Say...}
{Nothing to Do}
{Office Lingo}
{Ready for Business?}
{Rejection Letter}
{Pshcho Resume}
{Useful Business Phrases}
Phones
{Phone Shenanagans}
{Answering Messages}
{Psycho Voicemail}
{Drive Someone Crazy}
{Phone Archeology}
{Phone Messages}
{Telemarketers}
Law and Politics
{Humor In Court}
{More Humor In Court}
{Local Laws}
{Lawyer Jokes 1}
{Lawyer Jokes 2}
{Stupid Criminals}
{More Stupid Criminals}
{Grounds for Divorce}
{Take It With You?}
{He's Really Stupid!}
{Pol. Correct ABC}
{Weird Laws in SC}
{Courtroom Drama}
{Strange Lawyer}
Medical Profession
{Call the Doctor!}
{Medical Dictionary}
{Nursing Lesson}
{Nurse Jenny!}
{Not 2 Hear During Surgery}
{Oh That Brit Med!}
{Old Man & Wife at Doctor's}
{Tooth Extraction!}
{Doctors' Notes}
{Another Old Man & Wife at Doctor's}
{Jargon for EMS Techs}
{Cheap HMOs}
{HMO Q&A}
{Hospitaled Songs}
{Medical Jokes}
{New Medical Terms}
{ANOTHER Old Man & Wife at Doctor's}
Technology
{Computers-Male or Female?}
{A Computer Speaks}
{Chatting}
{Cybering}
{PC Messages}
{Technologically Impaired!}
{Windows Messages}
{Engineers}
{Energizer Bunny}
{Strange Puter Viruses}
{NASA’s Cannon}
{Y-zero-K}
{Y-one-K}
{The Night Before Y2K}
{Before Computers}
{Rules of Computer Order}
{Millenium Bugs}
{Advice from Tech Support}
{Computer Quotes}
{Email Fraud}
All Over the World
{Aussie Sheep Jokes}
{Oz's Pauline Hanson}
{Aussie Mechanics Get Drunk}
{Political Cows}
{A Kind Deed}
{Bullfights in Spain}
{Three Chinese Tortures}
{Rules for Jewish Living}
{Jewish Personals}
{Irish/Polish}
{Measuring Cold}
{Hotel Soap}
{English/Irish/Scots}
{USA vs Russia}
{USA, Brits, Aussies & Canadians}
{USA vs Canada}
USA
{Small Towns}
{Dam Beavers}
{NJ's Christie Whitman}
{NJ Wonderland}
{South Jersey}
{North Jersey}
{Yer Know Yer a Yankee...}
{10 Commandments of Southern Living, Y'all!}
{Southernisms}
{Small Town Idaho}
{Phoenix}
{Southern California}
Driving
{How to ID Drivers}
{Road Hazards}
{German Car Terms}
{Not to Say to a Cop}
{More Not to Say to a Cop}
{Alabama Cop Chase}
{How Drunk Were You?}
{Parking Lot Rules}
{Used Car Buyers Guide}
{Driving in Cities}
{Police Reports}
{Handicapped Space}
Rednecks
{Redneck License App}
{Redneck Etiquette}
{Redneck & Lottery}
{Redneck Lunch}
{Redneck Drinkin' & Drivin'}
{Rules for the Redneck Wedding}
{Redneck Techies}
{Rednecks & 'Puters 1}
{Rednecks & 'Puters 2}
{Rednecks Triplets}
{Rejected Country Songs}
{Country Music Terms}
English Is Strange!
{English Is Chaos}
{English Is a Punny Language}
{Forming Plurals}
{Daffynitions}
{More Daffynitions}
{Actual Headlines}
{More Actual Headlines}
{Accident Reports}
{Unclear Writing}
{Ten New Words}
{More New Words}
{Church Bulletin Bloopers}
{More Church Bulletin Bloopers}
{A Cynic's Dictionary}
{Punster's Dictionary}
{Definition of a Kiss}
Lots of Punny Jokes!
{Punny Jokes}
{More Punny Jokes}
{Just Plain Punny}
{Groaner!}
{The Satisfied Fly}
{The Tate Family}
{The Coffin}
{Potato Fable}
{Spell-Check}
{Preacher's Donkey}
{The Spirit}
{Helpful Pigeons}
Bumper Stickers and One Liners
{Bumper Stickers}
{More Bumper Stickers}
{Even More Bumper Stickers}
{Bumpersnickers}
{Pessimistic Bumper Stickers}
{One-Liners & Quotes}
{A Bad Day}
{Becoming an Evil Overlord}
{You're Broke!}
{Why? If? Howzat? Part 1}
{Why? Part 2}
{Why? Part 3}
{Why? Part 4}
Quotations and One Liners
{Groucho's One-Liners}
{Comedians' Quotes}
{Bathroom Walls}
{Famous Folks' Quotes}
{Famous Folks' Quotes on Love}
{Kids' Quotes}
{Quotes from Women}
{Confucius Sez}
{If You Love Someone...}
{Quotes from Steven Wright}
Murphy’s and Lots of Other Laws
{Murphy's Law and Others, Part 1}
{Part 2}
{Part 3}
{Part 4}
{Part 5}
{Murphy's Military Laws}
{Murphy's Laws of Sex}
Miscellaneous Weird Stuff
{Hinky-Pinkies}
{Moron Test}
{Quiz for the Over 40’s}
{Various Jokes}
{More Various Jokes}
{The Slap}
{Fascinating Facts}
{Unusual Facts}
{98 Darwin Awards}
{30 Mins--Clean House}
{Idiots All Over!}
{Strange Excuses}
{This is Dumb!}
{Archeological Find}
{Cindy in Hell}
{Procrastinators' Pledge}
{1970 vs 2000}
{Bargain Kid Books}
{Helping Our GIs}
{Genie's Wish}
{On an Airplane}
{You Owe Us...}
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