An Ode To Furballs
2. Never EVER try to baptize a cat.
3. Cats are smarter than dogs. You cannot get a cat to pull a sled.
4. A cat knows your every thought. It doesn't care. But it knows.
5. If I want to hear the pitter patter of little feet, I will put shoes on my cat.
6. Most people with cats, know they are being controlled. That's the horror of it.
7. Never try to out stubborn a cat.
8. Thousands of years ago, humans worshiped the cat. They have not forgotten this.
9. Whenever I bathe my cat, it takes an hour to get the fur off of my tongue.
10. I prefer to live with Feline Sapiens, thank you very much.
11. (picture of a fat tabby on a couch , looking at his owner) "My species domesticated your species."
"Oh baby, did you get a load of that one?" one of the cats says. "I wouldn't mind sharing a dead rat with him!"
"Oh, forget about him," her friend tells her. "I went out with him once, and all he did was talk about his operation."
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