Is Your Cat Normal?
1. Does your cat sleep 22 hours a day, and spend the other two hours in
non-stop eating?
2. Does your cat take frequent naps in annoying places, such as in the
center of the dinner table, in the kitchen sink, or on top of your
freshly-cleaned-of-hair (and favorite) bedspread?
3. Is your cat selfish? Conceited? Arrogant? Aloof? Insensitive?
4. Does he wake you up in the middle of the night and refuse to stop
meowing until you accompany him to his food bowl to watch him eat?
5. Does your cat tear down holiday decorations? Does he destroy any
stuffed toy or cat-sized household ornament that might be misconstrued
as his competition?
6. Does your cat perceive himself to be sole owner of all property? Does
he often show disdain for your taste, or act as if you are an
embarrassment to him? If you answered "yes" to most of these questions...
Relax, your cat is normal.
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