WHY DOGS ARE BETTER THAN WOMEN
Dogs don't cry.
Dogs love it when your friends come over.
Dogs think your singing's great.
A dog's time in the bathroom is confined to a quick drink.
Dogs are happy when you come home late.
Dogs will forgive you if you play with other dogs.
Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dogs name.
Dogs think that farts are funny.
Dogs appreciate body hair.
Dogs don't shop.
Dogs like it when you leave things on the floor.
A dog's disposition stays the same all the time.
Dogs never need to examine their relationships.
A dog's parents never visit.
Dogs understand that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.
Dogs don't need to know about every other dog you ever knew.
Dogs don't let magazine articles guide their lives.
Dogs are ready to go 24 hours a day.
Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk.
And, Dogs don't like cats.
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