Blonde Jokes
Because I'm not blonde! *LOL*
As Dolly Parton said, "Oh, blonde jokes don't bother me.
I know I'm not dumb, and I also know I'm not blonde!"
What to you call a basement full of blondes?
A whine cellar.
What did the blonde say when she looked into a box of Cheerios?
"Oh look! Donut seeds!"
Why do Blondes have TGIF on their shirts?
This Goes In Front.
or
Tits Go In Front.
Hear about the blonde that got an AM radio?
It took her a month to realize she could play it at night.
What happened to the blonde ice hockey team?
They drowned in Spring training.
What did the blonde say when she saw the sign in front of the YMCA?
"Look! they spelled MACYS wrong.
She is sooooooo blonde...
...she tried to drown a fish.
...she studied for a urine test.
...she sold the car for gas money.
...she tripped over a cordless phone.
...she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
...she studied for a blood test--and failed.
...she thought a quarterback was a refund.
...it takes her two hours to watch 60 Minutes.
...she thought Meow Mix was a record for cats.
...she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.
...she thought Boyz II Men was a daycare center.
...she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.
...she thought TuPac Shakur was a Jewish holiday.
...she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
...if she spoke her mind, she'd probably be speechless.
...she thought she needed a token to get on Soul Train.
...she thinks Taco Bell is where you pay your phone bill.
...when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead!
...if you gave her a penny for intelligence, you'd get change back.
...under "education" on her job application, she put "Hooked On Phonics."
...she told me to meet her at the corner of "WALK" and "DONT WALK"!
...she put lipsick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.
...when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.
...when she saw a sign that said "Airport Left" she turned around and went home.
...at the bottom of the application where it says "sign here," she put "Sagittarius."
...she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said "concentrate."
...when she saw the "NC-17" (under 17 not admitted) at the movie theater, she went home and got 16 friends.
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