The Blonde’s Revenge
Because I'm not brunette, either! *LOL*
Q: What is black & blue & brown & lying in a ditch?
A: A brunette who's told too many blonde jokes.
Q: Who makes all the bras for brunettes?
A: Fisher-Price or Play-School!
Q: Why is the color brunette considered evil?
A: When is the last time you saw a blonde witch?
Q: What do you call a good-looking man with a brunette?
A: A hostage!
Q: Why are brunettes so proud of their hair?
A: It matches their mustaches.
Q: Why are so many blonde jokes one-liners?
A: So brunettes can remember them!
Q: What do you call a brunette in a room full of blondes?
A: Invisible!
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