Well, you've read the Blonde jokes and the Brunette jokes...
Make Way for the Redheads!
Second sailor replies that he has. They walk on further and see an even more beautiful brunette. First sailor asks, " Have you ever slept with a brunette?" The second sailor responded, " Why yes, in fact I've slept with brunettes lots of times." They walk on a little further, and see a gorgeous redhead, who leaves the other two girls for dead. The first sailor grins and asks, " Have you ever slept with a redhead then?" His companion looks at him and replies, "Not a wink!"
A: A blonde lets you leave the bed when you are satisfied--a redhead lets you leave the bed when SHE is satisfied.
Q: How do you know when your redhead has forgiven you?
A: She stops washing your clothes in the toilet bowl.
Brunette after sex: "Oh that was great! Love you...wanna marry?"
Blonde after sex: "Next!"
Redhead after sex: "Better start chewing some VITAMINS, kid."
Q: How do you know a guy at the beach has a redhead for a girlfriend?
A: She has scratched, "Stay off MY TURF!" on his back with her nails.
Q: Why don't reds like plastic vibrators?
A: Too frail for endurance.
Q: What's the diff between a blonde whore and a redheaded whore?
A: After the blonde you put antibiotics on your dick; after the redhead you put antibiotics on the bitemarks on your shoulders.
Female mating calls:
Blonde: "I'm soooo drunk"
Ugly blonde: "I SAID,
“I'm soooo drunk..."
Brunette: "All the blondes are gone!"
Redhead: "Next!"
Q: How do you know when you've satisfied a redhead?
A: She unties you. {“Fair enough! If I got into bed with a redhead I wouldn't want to be going anywhere.” --Sundance}
Two sailors on shore leave, walking down the street. They spot a beautiful blonde. First sailor asks his friend "Have you ever slept with a blonde?"
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