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TOP 15 RISKS OF BUYING A SUPERMODEL'S EGG
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14. Thousands of years of evolution shot all to hell.
13. Sure, you can BUY them now -- but you have to wait over 18 years before you can legally have sex with your purchase.
12. Health conscious models always removing the yolks first.
11. Conception only possible with sperm from an androgynous rock star.
10. Baby will insist that umbilical cord be cut only by Vidal Sassoon himself.
9. Child Protective Services worker just doesn't appreciate how it can eventually get to you when every time you tell him to take out the trash, he enigmatically whispers, "Obsession."
8. Other kids and their vicious taunts: "Don't hate me because I'm sunny-side up!"
7. You'll spend a king's ransom for ipecac syrup for the baby.
6. The kid grows up to resent you because that willowy frame, those long thin legs and those exquisitely tiny hands kept him off the varsity football team.
5. Photo shoot wind machine keeps blowing your boys upstream.
4. With your luck, you'll get the egg with recessive supermodel genes and dominant webmaster genes.
3. Tough for Mr. Tripp to explain to perfectly-fertile wife, Linda.
2. Upside: Your daughter looks like Kathy Ireland! Downside: Your daughter thinks like Kathy Ireland!
and The Number 1 Risk of Buying a Supermodel's Egg...
1. Model eggs rebel at the very thought of being inseminated with YOUR ugly-ass nerd sperm.
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