Politically Correct Terms About Females
She becomes HORMONALLY HOMICIDAL
She does not have A KILLER BODY
She is GEOMETRICALLY SUPERIOR
She is not A BAD DRIVER
She is AUTOMOTIVELY CHALLENGED
She is not EASY
She is HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE
She does not CUT YOU OFF
She becomes HORIZONTALLY INACCESSIBLE
She is not HOOKED ON SOAP OPERAS
She is MELODRAMATICALLY FIXATED
She does not WEAR TOO MUCH MAKE-UP
She is COSMETICALLY OVERSATURATED
She will never GAIN WEIGHT
She will become A METABOLIC UNDERACHIEVER
She is not A SCREAMER or MOANER
She is VOCALLY APPRECIATIVE
She will never SAG
She will become GRAVITATIONALLY CHALLENGED
She does not have BIG HAIR
She is OVERLY AEROSOLED
She is not a BABE or a CHICK
She is a BREASTED AMERICAN
She has not BEEN AROUND
She is a PREVIOUSLY ENJOYED COMPANION
She is not a BLEACHED BLONDE
She is PEROXIDE DEPENDENT
She is not an AIRHEAD
She is REALITY IMPAIRED
She does not get DRUNK or TIPSY
She gets CHEMICALLY INCONVENIENCED
She does not get FAT or CHUBBY
She achieves MAXIMUM DENSITY
She is not COLD or FRIGID
She is THERMALLY INACCESSIBLE
She is not HORNY
She is SEXUALLY FOCUSED
She is not a BAD COOK
She is MICROWAVE INCOMPATIBLE
She is not HALF NAKED
She is WARDROBE IMPAIRED
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