Relationships Between Men and Women

It can get really complicated sometimes!

Did you hear about the freshman coed who decided not to sign up for a course in sex education when she heard the final exam would be oral.

There were a little boy and a little girl on the beach arguing on every single subject they could think of. The little boy kept on looking for a subject that he could make him win an argument since he had not won a single one yet. Suddenly he got an idea. He pulled down his shorts and said, "Look! I bet you do not have one of these!"

The little girl ran crying to her mother. Not long after, she came back with a smile on her face. She took off her tiny bikini and said, "My mother says with one of these, I can have as many of yours as I like!

A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms. The pharmacist says the condoms come in packs of 3, 9 or 12 and asks which the young man wants. "Well," he said, "I've been seeing this girl for a while and she's really hot. I want the condoms because I think tonight's "the" night. We're having dinner with her parents, and then we're going out. And I've got a feeling I'm gonna get lucky after that. Once she's had me, she'll want me all the time, so you'd better give me the 12 pack."

The young man makes his purchase and leaves. Later that evening, he sits down to dinner with his girlfriend and her parents. He asks if he might give the blessing, and they agree. He begins the prayer, but continues praying for several minutes. The girl leans over and says, "You never told me that you were such a religious person."

He leans over to her and says, "You never told me that your father is a pharmacist."

Relationships!

I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always.

It's not true that married men live longer than single men. It only seems longer.
Losing a wife can be hard. In my case, it was almost impossible.
A man was complaining to a friend: "I had it all - money, a beautiful house, a big car, the love of a beautiful woman; then, Pow! it was all gone!"
"What happened?" asked the friend.
"My wife found out..."
Wife: Let's go out and have some fun tonight.
Husband: Okay, but if you get home before I do, leave the hallway light on.
How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be opened by the time she brings it to the couch.
A man rushes into his house and yells to his wife, "Martha, pack up your things! I just won the California lottery!"
Martha replies, "Shall I pack for warm weather or cold?"
The man responds, "I don't care. Just so long as you're out of the house by noon!"
Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street bald and still think they are beautiful!
I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months - I don't like to interrupt her.
If your wife and a lawyer were drowning and you had to choose, would you go to lunch or to a movie?

Well, we may never understand each other, but that's what creates the adventure! It will never be boring!

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