More Golf Jokes

Jim and Bob were golfing one day, when Jim an avid golfer slices his ball deep into a wooded ravine. Jim takes his 8 iron and proceeds down the embankment into the ravine, in search of his lost ball. The brush is quite thick, but Jim searches diligently for his errant ball. Suddenly Jim spots something shiny. As he nears the location of the shiny object, Jim realizes that it is an eight iron in the hands of a skeleton lying near an old golf ball.

Jim excitedly calls for his partner Bob. "Hey Bob, come here. I got trouble down here."

Bob comes running over to the edge of the ravine and calls out to Jim, "What's the matter Jim?"

Jim shouts back in a nervous voice, "Bring me my 7 iron. You can't get out of here with an 8."

The mistress of an English Tudor country house had just hired a new house maid, an Irish lass, straight from a farm.

The first day she was dusting in the Smoking Room where the Master of the house sat reading. On the mantel, she saw a small bowl containing a couple of round white balls. She, being curious and not bashful, asked, "What are these?"

He looked up, saw where she was pointing, and answered, "Golf balls."

She said, "Oh!" and went on dusting.

A few days later, she was dusting again in the same room, where the Master was again reading. Again, in the same bowl were white balls, only now there were four. She said, "Oh, Sir, congratulations! I see you shot another Golf!"

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