The Penis Requests a Raise

The male sexual organ requests a promotion and a raise for the following reasons:

has to work hard;

has to work at great depths;

has to work upside down;

has no ventilation or air conditioned environment at work;

has to work in a high humidity environment;

has to work at high temperatures;

does not get weekends and holidays off;

does not get time off after extra hours of work;

has a hazardous work environment that often causes professional sickness.

This request has been denied for the following reasons:

does not work 8 hours in a row;

does not answer immediately to all requests;

does not have a degree;

after a short activity period, falls asleep at work;

shows no fidelity to the workplace;

retires too early;

does not work at all unless pushed from behind;

does not leave the workplace clean after finishing work.

jessie555@hotmail.com

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